New Bestiality Restaurant lets you Pork your Pork

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http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/...7p2g00m0dm002000c.html
The Cook, the Beast, the Vice and its Lover
Jitsuwa Knuckles (9/25)

A disgusting and twisted restaurant in the Tokyo entertainment district of Roppongi is enticing warped rich folk with the opportunity to figuratively have their cake and eat it, too -- with animals, according to Jitsuwa Knuckles (9/25).

Roppongi's bestiality restaurant is being regarded by its main nouveau riche patronage of young company presidents and venture capitalists as a decadent practice only possible among the wealthy.

"Apparently, the restaurant started off quietly in the basement of a building that a real estate agent in Roppongi who couldn't find any other tenants," an S&M club worker identified only as M tells Jitsuwa Knuckles. "News about the restaurant spread through word of mouth and it became popular."

M says she visited the members-only restaurant about half a year ago after being invited there by one of her regulars, a well-heeled lawyer.

At first glance, the first floor restaurant appears fairly nondescript. When a customer goes in, they give their name to a receptionist. When they are approved, they pass through a wooden door to be greeted by another door, this one made of metal. Passing a membership card over a scanner outside the door will automatically open it. Inside is an eatery that resembles just about any other Italian restaurant.

Membership in the restaurant is open only to those with an annual salary of at least 20 million yen, and a minimum cash flow of 100 million yen.

"After we got into the main restaurant, an employee escorted us down to the basement," M says. "The walls were pitch black and the floor covered in a blood red carpet, so I guess the place must be a refurbished S&M club."

Once the customer feels prepared, they will be presented with beast of their choice. In the lawyer's case, it was a sow.

"I'd been told what to expect, but when I actually saw what was happening, it was as shocking as you'd imagine it to be," M tells Jitsuwa Knuckles. "Later, the lawyer told me the appeal of the place just came about because when people have got money and done everything else, they turn toward bestiality."

Once the lawyer had finished porking the pig, the couple returned to the first floor and sat at a table to dine. M says she was totally shocked when staff members carried in roast pork -- made of the same sow the lawyer had earlier been with.

"I was about to vomit," M says. "It was the same pig that had been squealing just moments before. Now, it had been roasted whole. I managed to avoid eating it by only having salad."

Incidentally, prices range from 200,000 yen to 500,000 yen for a chicken, dogs cost somewhere between 300,000 yen and 800,000 yen, while pigs and goats start at around 800,000 yen. Charges are higher depending on whether the creature is female and how active it is.

"The owner says he is prepared to cook up any kind of animal at all," M tells Jitsuwa Knuckles. "He even said he'd prepare elephants ... but I think he might have been joking about that." (By Ryann Connell)

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In light of that tidbit of knowledge, I think this story is shens, thus it's as worthless as any other fabricated story; in fact, worse than worthless as this is disgusting. Thus, I'm locking the thread. PM Anandtech Moderator if you disagree with that decision. -Anandtech Moderator DrPizza
 
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Okay

I understand places like Akihabara
I understand the perverts on trains
I understand the weirdness of Japan

but WTFx100
 

MrPickins

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On second thought, that has to be shens.

How long were they in that place? She said they roasted the pig whole. I don't know exactly how long, but that would take several hours.

Or maybe the lawyer just got ripped off, and the sow is still there for the next customer ("john"?). :laugh:
 

jersiq

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Please be a made up story. Please?


Quick Google search shows pig roasting times at ~ 1 hour per 10 lbs of pig.
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Timeline doesn't seem right if it was the same pig.
 
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Originally posted by: deepred98
200,000 to 500,000 for a chicken?

who... how... wtf???

2,000 to 5,000 dollars for a chicken. If this isn't shens, I call a place where rich disgusting idiots gather.
 

Kirby64

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Originally posted by: Tizyler
Uhh.

Whiskey

Tango.

Seriously, and people wonder why Japanese are messed up... this doesn't help matters.(assuming this is real)
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
no way this is legit. i mean, if i was that rich, i'd pay someone else to fuck my dinner for me.

:laugh:

This is some sick twisted shit though... :confused: