New arcade machine

[NorthRiver]

Nice to see new games!


Awesome game!

 

[Eli]

You select from eight characters like "Mother-in-Law," "Con artist," and "Child Molester" and then, steel yourself for this, you ram a giant plastic finger into an ass that protrudes out from the arcade unit next to the words "HAVE A FUN!! ENJOY." As you poke, spank, and probe, the game plays an animation of your victim wailing in pain, and then the game, and I'm not fscking kidding, rates your sexual virility based on the impact of your finger against its virtual colon.

:Q

 

[MichaelD]

...in 3-2-1...

 

[Zim Hosein]

First we lose the space race to the Commies, and now Japan and Korea have beaten us in the great Virtual Digital Rectal Stimulation Simulation race.

Haha

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

First we lose the space race to the Commies, and now Japan and Korea have beaten us in the great Virtual Digital Rectal Stimulation Simulation race.

Haha

Heh, I think he means "Digital STIMULATION!" :Q

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
...in 3-2-1...

REPOST!



- M4H

 

[kermalou]

i wonder how much

 

[xeno2060]

Bwahahahahhahahaha!!! ROFLMAO!

 

[Nocturnal]

Not work safe.

 

[toant103]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

First we lose the space race to the Commies, and now Japan and Korea have beaten us in the great Virtual Digital Rectal Stimulation Simulation race.

Haha

good one.

american can't do anything right but maybe get FAT.



JK

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: MichaelD
...in 3-2-1...

REPOST!



- M4H

I was going to say repost!

 

[everman]

Rectal probe simulator?

 

[brtspears2]

Note to self:
Buy PS2, invite girls, have fun