Originally posted by: DrPizza
Originally posted by: Coquito
You never got back to me about that Turkey!!! :|
forgot to mention - we have decided to become breeders of Narragansett turkeys, an endangered breed of turkeys listed at the American Livestock Breeds Conservancy as "threatened" - estimated less than 5000 existing in the world, and less than 1000 registered. We have a pair of poults right now that are doing well.. within a couple of years, we're hoping to be breeding quite a few of these birds and raising them for dinners.
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Newspaper Reporter> So Mr. Pizza, what do you do for a living?
Pizza> We raise various farm animals
Rep> Oh, that sounds rather interesting. Do you just keep them as pets, or do you sell them?
Pizza> Neither, we eat them.
Rep> You
eat them? Oh, well I guess that's to be expected.
Pizza> Oh yes, some of them are great food. We have a pair of endangered turkeys right now that we're growing, only 1000 of them left; I fancy they'll make a wonderful Thanksgiving feast.
Rep> You're eating endangered animals? Is that even legal?
Pizza> Oh yes, and the endangered status just makes them taste that much better. We also have some rare sheep for lamb chops, and the wife just bought a Bald Eagle to raise for a 4th of July cookout?
Rep> You're eating our nation's status symbol?! Alright, I've had enough of this, I'm leaving!
Pizza> But wait, I haven't told you about the Dodo for dinner tonight! It's the only one left in the world!