New "Amish" Diet! ;)

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Electric Amish

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Well this working 70-80 hours a week has had one good side affect:

I've lost 15 lbs. :D

My current diet:

10:00am 1- Hotdog w/ mustard & ketchup + 1- 12oz Dr. Pepper

3:00pm 1- Hotdog w/ mustard & ketchup + 1- 12oz Dr. Pepper

Repeat daily....


*CAUTION*
Consult a physician before starting this, or any other diet. ;)

amish
 
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Viper GTS

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Your muscle mass is probably going away too, though.

Kinda defeats the purpose.

I'd be a lot less concerned with the weight I gained when I started working here if I hadn't lost the muscle mass as well.

:(

Viper GTS
 
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IamDavid

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None of what you are eating has any nutritional value at all. Ya might as well stop eating all together if thats the whole diet.
 
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Electric Amish

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I buy 12pks at the store for $2.50 (that's onsale..).

8pk hotdogs: $0.99

8pk hotdog buns: $0.75

Ketchup and Mustard are negligible daily costs... The bottle of ketchup has lasted me for 4 wks. I've gone through 2 bottles of mustard. :)

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harpomx

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"They say that if you eat more than 12 hot dogs in a month, you risk a higher chance of developing cancer. I think if you're eating more than 12 hot dogs a month, cancer is a happy ending to your miserable life."

- Unknown comedian.

 
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zippy

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At least have a piece of fruit or a little salad with those lil meals other wise you can get a whole assortment of fun diseases and problems. :)
 
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zippy

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Evermore, I believe there should have been a crunching or two in there.

EDIT: How the hell did my post get above Evermore's?! Do I have ESP or something?! Or is it just a forum glitch? :p
 
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Isla

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Amish...

Substitute water for the Dr Pepper and buy some fruit! Or at least drink Gatorade or Yoo Hoo instead. Might cost a few pennies more, but you will be better off nutritionally.

Hey, it's better than the "Total Devastation Diet", when you are so crushed by a guy/girl that you can't eat anything but Saltines and lemonade for 3 weeks...

Take care of yourself, you hear?

:)
 
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Electric Amish

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I do drink water througout my night job, probably about 20oz...

I don't have time to take care of my self. I have to take care of everyone else.. :D

amish
 
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Paul

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AHHHHhhh. Horrible diet! Please get some fruit, veggies and get a multivitamin. Make sure you drink alot of water too. 20oz. is not enough. Some where around ~65oz. a day is good for most people.
 
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Electric Amish

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Actually, 20oz a day is a record for me. :)

It keeps me alive so I can continue to work and I can afford it. That's all I ask.

amish
 
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Elita1

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Amish---you sound like my hubby.
In college he lived exclusively on fast food and was severely underweight. Fatherhood cured him of that though! :p Now he's got more meat on him.

Isla's right, there's no diet more effective than a broken heart. No diet more unpleasant, either. I lost 10 pounds in sheer misery when my boyfriend and I broke up in university.
Of course, the joys of marriage and motherhood have made for that!:D
 
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Hey Amish, at least throw some relish on that dog to hit on the vegetable side of things ;)

Here's what my daily lunch consists of:

2 sandwiches or one "lean" hotpocket
1 cup of pudding made w/ fat free milk
1 cup of applesauce

Total cost, around $1.75 per meal. That's pretty cheap, and not too terribly unhealthy.

As far as water goes, 20oz is just getting me warmed up :) I usually drink anywhere from 1-1.5 gallons a day :)

I have a 32oz cup that I fill up anywhere from 4-6 times a day. Yes, I pee a lot :D
 
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Electric Amish

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No doubt about that, Elita1.

When I was in college, living on my own, I lived on sunflower seeds and ice cream. With that and hiking to and from school every day I was down to a 28" waist. After getting married I'm up to a 34-36, depending on the pants...

vi-

ewwwwww!!! Relish??

I'd put on some kraut, but it's too unwieldly to do here at work.

I could eat for 2 days on $1.75... :)


amish
 
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Yeeny

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Amish, you really need to take care of yourself right now, or you will end up too weak to take care of those who need you. You have had a bad run of luck lately, at least take care of your body. Instead of those hot dogs, why don't you try buying a small pack of boneless chicken (you can get it on sale pretty cheap) some lettuce and salad dressing? Or even peanut butter and jelly has to be better for you.
 
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You wrinkle your nose up to relish, but you don't have any problem with 'kraut?

Sick bastard :p
 
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Electric Amish

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Sorry vi, maybe I've just had the wrong type of relish, but that sweet pickle crap just doesn't do anything for me.

GF-

I might try that salad thing. That doesn't sound too bad. I can probably get away with that for about the same price. Unfortunately it includes washing of dishes.... ;)

Don't worry about me. I run on willpower and adrenaline most of the time anyway (or maybe that's sugar and caffeine). :)

amish
 
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