Never steal a doctor's car OR: Most stupid car-thief EVER

ndee

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That's a story a friend of mine told me. She has a friend who's father is doctor. He always keeps some sort of chewing-gums in car the which make you sleep. I think he keeps it in the car for an emergency, if he needs to calm someone down. Now this stupid car-thief jacks the doctor's car and eats one of those bubble-gums. The guy didn't even make it out of town. He parked the car somewhere a long the road and the Police had no problems finding him sleeping behind the steering-wheel :)

(I'm a bad story teller in English ;))
 

DaveyBoy69

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I would say "never steal a doctors car!"
But if your going to, don't eat amything you find in there!:frown:
 

PoPPeR

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what does that have to do with being a doctor? I thought the guy crashed his car and went to the hospital and low and behold there was the doctor
 

ndee

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Originally posted by: PoPPeR
what does that have to do with being a doctor? I thought the guy crashed his car and went to the hospital and low and behold there was the doctor


Ah no, the friend's father is doctor and the doctor's car was stolen.
 

Skyclad1uhm1

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I've got a few vets in the family, and a real plague among vets is cars getting stolen by junkies looking for drugs.
 

Booster

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Originally posted by: Mwilding
cough cough bullsh!t cough cough

I call BS

<--- sorry, ndee, that special chewing gum part doesn't fit anywhere ;)

Disclaimer: No offense meant
 

ndee

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well that's what she told me and I have no reason not to believe it. It could be BS, I was also not really sure but I found it quite funny :)