Never Mock God.

[JackBurton]

Originally posted by: Whisper

Originally posted by: JackBurton

Originally posted by: Whisper

Originally posted by: JackBurton

Originally posted by: n7

Originally posted by: JackBurton

Originally posted by: n7
Interesting.

Of course, the idiots in ATOT will flood into this thread & fill it with BS.

Maybe they'll be struck down too

You're pvssy God can't touch me. Well maybe when I'm 80, he'll strike me down of old age and then you can go, "AH HA, see! God struck him down. Sure he took his own sweet time, but he works in mysterious ways."

You're = You are.

Thanx for playing.

Thanks for correcting me. I'm glad we have built in spell checkers at ATOT.

Well, just to be anal, it's not technically a misspelling...it's an incorrect usage of you're.

I see I've upset the grammar/spelling Gods. I apologize. I was way out of line by mistakenly using the wrong word. Please do not send me to the evil grammar underworld. I heard people make all kinds of mistakes down there.

It's a horrible, horrible place. I don't think they allow apostrophes at all down there *shudder*

Stop, it scares me even talking about such a place. Let's just never speak of this again. I've learned my lesson.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I think you should learn proper grammar before posting nonsense like this you dumbass.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: mwtgg
You know this makes your "God" look like a vengeful, malicious seven year old, right?

He isn't? What have I been tithing for, then?

 

[Fenixgoon]

i hate those retarded chain letters. since i believe in God, he (she/it if you prefer ) knows exactly what i believe. i hope im not going to hell

there are probably bajillions of other people who have mocked God (or some religious deity) and also had coincidental deaths. but if it actually is true.. then you all better convert!

 

[ForumMaster]

first, I'm Jewish. second, i am don't believe in god so i guess I'm an atheist. nothing bad has happened to me. I'm still alive.

BTW, posting chain letters or anything about religion should be a banable offense.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: mwtgg
You know this makes your "God" look like a vengeful, malicious seven year old, right?

He isn't? What have I been tithing for, then?

Didn't you know? You've been contributing to the deliquency of child molesting priests...it's what good catholics do.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
first, I'm Jewish. second, i am don't believe in god so i guess I'm an atheist. nothing bad has happened to me. I'm still alive.

BTW, posting chain letters or anything about religion should be a banable offense.

YOU'LL BURN IN HELL FOR THAT YOU SINNER!!! :evil::|

Edit-For the grammatical errors of course.

 

[Captante]

(1) Yes, I do believe in god, but I don't believe god is an a$$ & for the op to be correct he would have to be.

(2) Pure "religious hocus pocus nonsense" ... and I also agree that posting spam-crap rates a ban!

(3) Scientology is a load of (insert your preferred expletive here)

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: Captante
(1) Yes, I do believe in god, but I don't believe god is an a$$ & for the op to be correct he would have to be.

(2) Pure "religious hocus pocus nonsense" ... and I also agree that posting spam-crap rates a ban!

(3) Scientology is a load of (insert your preferred expletive here)

Regarding #3, I find it curious that the only thing that separates a "load" and a "religion" is time.

 

[DrPizza]

The original post is meaningless until you do a statistical analysis.

i.e. How do you know this isn't the case:
.0001% of those who mock God die a horrible death
10% of those who mock God live longer

Maybe God doesn't mind being mocked? Maybe he rewards more people than he strikes down?

Personally, I wouldn't have the audacity to claim I know God's plan.

 

[Vertimus]

In 200 years, religion will dissappear.

 

[n7]

Originally posted by: Vertimus
In 200 years, religion will dissappear.

That's a bold statement


Religions have been around for how many thousands of years, yet you feel they will all just die in 200 years? :laugh:

 

[Crescent13]

Originally posted by: Googer

Originally posted by: n7
Interesting.

Of course, the idiots in ATOT will flood into this thread & fill it with BS.

Maybe they'll be struck down too

I was thinking the same thing.

Ditto.

 

[Horus]

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
God can kiss my black ass. Let's see how long I last after saying that.

God can kiss my white ass! OOOOHHHH I'M GOING TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET!

 

[thoro86]

Wow, if God really did those stuff, He must be more emotional than a teenager....

 

[imported_Trippin315]

Xenu and I grew up in the hood together

 

[Jeff7]

I can tell you with certainty that every single person who has mocked God will die.

Originally posted by: thoro86
Wow, if God really did those stuff, He must be more emotional than a teenager....

Emo God. Just what we need.
Though it would explain a lot, like why he needs us to pray to him and worship him constantly.

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: Trippin315
Xenu and I grew up in the hood together

Ask your homie to pull out his nine and bust a cap in Tom Cruise's ass.

 

[Soybomb]

*slaps god in the face with his glove*
Consider this your public mockery deity. Begin smiting

If there is no response in 24 hours I will begin to take yo mamma jabs at said deity.

 

[clamum]

LOL

What a bunch of bullshit. Like Syringer said, they had sex too, OH NOES THE SEX KILLED THEM. Everyone dies eventually.

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

Originally posted by: Vertimus
In 200 years, religion will dissappear.

Viva la Brave New World!

 

[0roo0roo]

jesus was struck down after he claimed he was son of god! omg!

 

[So]

You left out the BILLIONS of times people mocked god and nothing bad happened to them at all.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Originally posted by: So
You left out the BILLIONS of times people mocked god and nothing bad happened to them at all.

Yep. Confirmation bias - very typical of fundies making asinine claims like the OP.

 

[Indolent]

Originally posted by: Googer

Originally posted by: wetcat007
So basically if i mock god, at some point in my life I'm going to die?

That's not for me to decide.

haha googer, stop and think about what he said for a second...