Never go to Jail folks

Boo Boo

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anals good for constipation , loosens you up.

prision food constipates you so they are doing a heatlh department service
 

zerocool84

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If I ever go to prison I'll have to kill someone the first day cus I'm not big enough to defend myself.
 

rh71

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i wonder when it will be when all posts are started with youtubes.
 

Sea Moose

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Good crime prevention

Hey teenagers do you want a human booster shot? Then prison is the place for you!
 

RKS

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I had to go visit a client in our local justice center; it's not a place for normal humans. There were some women in there on work detail that were kinda hot in a skanky, body-by-meth way.
 

SpanishFry

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i'm too pretty for jail. i'd probably have to get myself into solitary to avoid a big bag of dicks :(
 

FallenHero

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Originally posted by: SpanishFry
i'm too pretty for jail. i'd probably have to get myself into solitary to avoid a big bag of dicks :(

Maybe they would have glory holes for you in there.