"Never give an iguana Viagra"

alien42

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nothing came up when i searched so.....link

"Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.

"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

"I don't think so. That's all in his head."


***UPDATE***

they did it
 

Juice Box

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Originally posted by: alien42
nothing came up when i searched so.....link

"Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.

"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

"I don't think so. That's all in his head."

:(

It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means,

Bullshit
 

pontifex

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Dec 5, 2000
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Originally posted by: alien42
nothing came up when i searched so.....link

"Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.

"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

"I don't think so. That's all in his head."

TMI! TMI!
 

JasonCoder

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Originally posted by: alien42
The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

For all you DBAs & ops folks: point to this example the next time you are trying to explain the advantages of redundancy to your customers. I dare you. I double dog dare you. :laugh:

 

Qwest

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i clicked hoping there wouldnt be a pic. but then i was sad not to see one.

good luck buddy!
 

Ktulu

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Originally posted by: alien42
nothing came up when i searched so.....link

"Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.

"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

"I don't think so. That's all in his head."


*link fixed

and were the hell are all these pics?
 
Dec 27, 2001
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Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
two penii huh..wow you learn soemthing new everday....

The big question is, are they both the same size or is one a little smaller like a spare tire.
 

moshquerade

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Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: tfinch2
Originally posted by: moshquerade
we used to have an iguana named Patrick. didn't realize he was double peckered.

Does that turn you on now that you know? :p
not in the least. iguana's are quite slow and ugly. :p
 

randay

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May 30, 2006
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Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
two penii huh..wow you learn soemthing new everday....

The big question is, are they both the same size or is one a little smaller like a spare tire.

and only rated for 15mph?