Nevada Brothel Offers First (Legal) Male Gigolo for Women in U.S.

[WhipperSnapper]

This falls under the "News" category of Politics and News. USA today has a story about how one of Nevada's legal brothels will be offering a man's services to women. (Reportedly, he isn't interested in offering buttsecks to guys, sorry guys.)

So, is this going to work out? Will only skanky women offer to use his services? Why would a woman pay for something that she could easily find for free (and with free drinks) at any bar? If male and female patrons meet in the parking lot might they decide to save a couple hundred bucks and hook up on their own?

Another interesting thing about this article is that the owners of other brothels are less than thrilled it this since they feel it could damage their entire industry.

First U.S. Gigolo Starts Work in Nevada

In other news, in California a surveillance camera caught a horny goat smashing through the glass door of an unopened strip club in the middle of the night. After staring at the window for a few hours he head-butted the glass and galloped on in.

Goat Smashes Glass Doors at California Strip Club (with video!)

 

[Dari]

How does a man fuck a woman he's not attracted to? When I'm not horny, my dick abandons me and goes straight to sleep and I'm left to make excuses.

 

[WhipperSnapper]

Heh heh. Maybe he fashions himself as a performance artist.

The other thing I've wondered about is how they'll be able to guarantee that he'll provide a long-lasting, value-filled experience. What if he has a few bouts of, uh, shooting his load too quickly? Will women want some of their money back?

On the other hand, maybe it would be pretty cool to be the nation's only legal male-for-women-only gigolo. A lot of guys would probably want that job (until they see what the women seeking his services look like). What is he supposed to say when a 350 pound porker with a bulldog's face enters the love room?

I wonder if the owner of the brothel was inspired by the HBO series "Hung".

 

[Mursilis]

Why would a woman pay for something that she could easily find for free (and with free drinks) at any bar? If male and female patrons meet in the parking lot might they decide to save a couple hundred bucks and hook up on their own?

Great questions, especially the first. Of course, you know what they say about free things - you get what you pay for.

 

[nobodyknows]

Great questions, especially the first. Of course, you know what they say about free things - you get what you pay for.

Spoken like a true john.

 

[Fizzorin]

So, is this going to work out?

Probably, yes.

Will only skanky women offer to use his services?

No

Why would a woman pay for something that she could easily find for free (and with free drinks) at any bar?

STD's. Nevada's health department ensures he's STD free. How many bar patronizing lecherous men can say the same?

 

[surfsatwerk]

It's just like male actors in porn. Certain men are very good at controlling and maintaining their erection. They are master Cocksmiths so to speak.

 

[nick1985]

How long do these people usually go before contracting herpes from their clients?

 

[spidey07]

How does a man fuck a woman he's not attracted to? When I'm not horny, my dick abandons me and goes straight to sleep and I'm left to make excuses.

I can haz viagra?

I like how the other hookers don't like what he's doing because he won't do guys. What the hell kind of reasoning is that?

 

[Steeplerot]

How does a man fuck a woman he's not attracted to? When I'm not horny, my dick abandons me and goes straight to sleep and I'm left to make excuses.

 

[herkulease]

Will Deuce be working there?

 

[K1052]

Eh...the body is ok but the face is a bit to cro-magnon for my tastes.

 

[surfsatwerk]

Eh...the body is ok but the face is a bit to cro-magnon for my tastes.

Paper bags don't care what sex a person is.

 

[K1052]

Paper bags don't care what sex a person is.

That creates an obstacle to certain kinds of fun....I find low lighting and the light application of alcohol to be a more effective solution.

 

[zephyrprime]

How does a man fuck a woman he's not attracted to? When I'm not horny, my dick abandons me and goes straight to sleep and I'm left to make excuses.

I've heard the porn industry uses viagra and it's ilk and fluffers have become completely unnecessary now.

The problem for gigalo's is that women can get it for free. I've been at bars where even butt ugly women were getting hit on by several men at a time.

 

[Dari]

I can haz viagra?

I like how the other hookers don't like what he's doing because he won't do guys. What the hell kind of reasoning is that?

I've heard the porn industry uses viagra and it's ilk and fluffers have become completely unnecessary now.

The problem for gigalo's is that women can get it for free. I've been at bars where even butt ugly women were getting hit on by several men at a time.

I always assumed viagra to be for older men. So, does viagra go all the way...to ejaculation or does your imagination carry you the rest of the way? Also, I rarely drink so I was never aware what it does to the opposite sex...

 

[kage69]

That guy looks like the love child of some female Russian bodybuilder and the little guy from Fantasy Island, Tatoo.

More power to him though, I wonder how long he'll last having to service the eventual "Aunt Bea" type of client.

 

[WhipperSnapper]

No one wants to make any snarky comments about the goat that broke into a strip club?

 

[PricklyPete]

I'm not surprised at this at all. Sure a girl can get it anytime they want...but by who. Some 300 lb hairy monster who's a one stroke chump and has Jack Daniels on his breath?

 

[PricklyPete]

No one wants to make any snarky comments about the goat that broke into a strip club?

It probably worked in a strip club in Tijuana and just wanted to feel at home.

 

[Carmen813]

This is ridiculous. Sex for money tramples on a man's independence. This man is being forced to sell his body just to make ends meet.

Yah...this argument doesn't really work this time...

 

[OutHouse]

Paper bags don't care what sex a person is.

neither do light switches.