Netscape completely and utterly blows

yakko

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I think all browser have problems. I think I need to get my sh!t together and make my own.
 

DaBoneHead

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There was a post on a W3C email forum that I think correctly describes Nutscrape:


"The biggest piece of bloated crap-ware in existence."


I kind of like that description...
 

ratkil

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Jan 12, 2000
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Yakko, here are some suggestions for your browser.
1. Must have bot that will scour the net for new and unseen pron.
2. Must have bot that will seek out anyone who has ever sent any type of spam and pull each pubic hair out slowly while playing elevator music obnoxiously loud.
3. The source file must download in less then 15 seconds on a 28800 dial up line.
4. Must be easily removed/unistalled without corrupting any system files, but at the same time must be fully integrated into the operating system.
5. Must never show a pop up window.....ever, unless it is a pron picture that I have never seen before.
6. Must routinely dial Bill Gates personal number from various untraceable lines in New Gunea and just say "Putz" and hang up when he answers.
7. Must dial Larry Ellisons number from Bill Gate's Personal number and just say "You are still a geek" and hang up when he answers.

Let me know when you finish it, I would even pay at least $.05 for this.

Oh yeah, would be nice if it would do my laundry also......
 

Deeko

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Jun 16, 2000
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I prefer Neoplanet. It runs the IE core, but it has a totally different front end and has special features built in and stuff. I downloaded Netscape 6.0 PR1, but back then I was on a K6 233, and it ran SOOO SLOW. On this compter(P3 666) I'm sure it's not bad. I kinda liked the interface.