Nescafe Tasters Choice

nakedfrog

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It's a little known fact that a jar of it went bad in the mid sixties and subsequently went on to incite the Watts riots in LA.
 

K1052

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Aug 21, 2003
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It was bad the day it left the factory.

Time just lends character to it's craptacular taste.
 

dainthomas

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Dec 7, 2004
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Originally posted by: Brainonska511
Originally posted by: mrzed
To go bad, doesn't something have to start good?

Maybe it just gets worse; how it does that, I cannot imagine.

Perhaps it becomes so crappy that it tears a hole in spacetime leading to whatever crappy universe it came from.
 

Perknose

Forum Director & Omnipotent Overlord
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It died from your neglect. Expect a lawsuit.