Nerds make the best whoopie...

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or so this author says'

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BERKELEY, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Are you still alone after this Valentine's Day weekend? Don't fret because being a loner makes you more desirable.
That's the opinion of self-confirmed loner Anneli Rufus, author of "Party of One: the Loners' Manifesto" (Marlowe & Co.).

Rufus believes loners make the best lovers because they haven't been jaded by the social scene.

Even better, she claims they're great in bed because they don't lead wildly active sex lives and are waiting to let their feelings out, but not in a clingy way because they still enjoy being loners.

In her words: "They're more likely to have clever tricks up their sleeves and lack boredom."

The best place to find them, she says, is standing by themselves at parties. That's where she met her husband of 23 years
 

illusion88

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one thing... if you havn't had sex, you aren't going to be all that good, so its not going to be all that great for the women. I mean think about your first time. Porno can only teach you so much.
 
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Loners aren't necessarily nerds. A loner likes to spend time by himself by choice, rather than force.

A nerd's typical sexual encounter involves a fat 48 year old guy pretending to be a 17 year old girl in a chatroom.
 

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Originally posted by: illusion88
one thing... if you havn't had sex, you aren't going to be all that good, so its not going to be all that great for the women. I mean think about your first time. Porno can only teach you so much.
I don't think she's talking about the first time... :)

Even complete dorks usually have had sex a few times by 20. *shrug*

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