Nephew has to find a new school

[Q]

Your nephew is a straight up gangsta

 

[TridenT]

Originally posted by: Dari
A couple of months ago my nephew got into an argument with his rabbi at their Jewish school. The rabbi was telling him the story of Moses and how he parted the Red Sea so that the Jews could escape from Egypt. Anyways, he told the rabbi "You know, I've been on this earth for ten years and I've never seen anything like this." The rabbi proceeded to tell him how this was an act of G-d, etc... The rabbi may have said some other things. He then told the rabbi to "Go fuck yourself".

:facepalm;

Boy needs an ass kicking then needs to go to public school!

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: allisolm

Originally posted by: Dari
To be honest, he's like his father. He's a very good guy and soft-spoken, but you don't want to get on his bad side. I remember one time he and I were at the grocery store and he was about to pay but was on the phone talking. The lady behind us made a terse statement and he proceeded to call her many names, including wise and beautiful woman.

...apple... tree

Seriously. "Good" people can lack manners too. Common decency and respect seem to be in short supply along the whole bloodline.

 

[nublikescake]

Originally posted by: nkgreen
:laugh:

"Look at me! I'm SMRT becuz I wnent to Princetown!"

And somebody needs to beat the shit out of that kid.

Hahhaha and Amen!

Originally posted by: EGGO
After seeing how the OP is talking to everyone, I can see how his little nephew is related.

Me too. I guess douchebaggery runs in the family.

Originally posted by: Rock Hydra

Originally posted by: lokiju
Entertaining Thread backfire.

This

This indeed.

Originally posted by: Perknose
I hope the father unloads verbally on the wrong person and gets his ass beat, however.

Amen to that as well. Talking on the phone in the grocery line and then calling the lady behind you a "wise and beautiful woman" is the definition of a douchebag. Sorry dude but I didn't know Harvard gave out admissions to assholes.

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
thread summary: My name is Dari. I'm a douche. My family member is a douche. My family member's son is a douchenozzle.

I just saved everyone 4 pages.

Yes you did!

Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555
Boy needs an ass kicking then needs to go to public school!

Hahaha. Damn right!

 

[MrDudeMan]

Yelling at someone for asking you to pay for your things to keep the line moving is absolutely

 

[rasczak]

All I can say to this is wow. Oh mna, if either of my daughters were to act like that, my belt would meld with their ass in class.

 

[jemcam]

Originally posted by: Dari

Originally posted by: Jeff7181

Originally posted by: Dari
Again, his parents are decent folks. But the kid has a mind of his own. If you want to fault his parents for everything he knows and says go ahead...

It would appear that they haven't done a great job of passing that decency onto their kid...

To be honest, he's like his father. He's a very good guy and soft-spoken, but you don't want to get on his bad side. I remember one time he and I were at the grocery store and he was about to pay but was on the phone talking. The lady behind us made a terse statement and he proceeded to call her many names, including wise and beautiful woman. She grew red like the Santa Claus in the window. I couldn't stop laughing.

There's where the kid learned how to deal with people!

Family douche certification complete.

 

[Homerboy]

Originally posted by: Dari

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: Dari

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Great he's thinking for himself and all, but why did he have to act like a little ass?

He is not thinking for himself. He did not come up with that phrase on his own.

Well I meant it kinda tongue-in-cheek. It's obvious that filling his head up with stuff like that would set him at odds with his teachers. Why would anyone do that? All it does is make his life harder without him even fully understanding why.

The part I don't understand is that his parent (or someone) had to pay for him to go to that school. Why send him there if that's how they feel? Unless its a split parent situation and one parent is against the church and one is for?

I just hate seeing kids spew hate that early. It really says something for the situation they are growing up in.

I think he was trying to understand something and the teacher kept telling him stories. His parents are nice people and they make him read a lot. I guess he saw BS and called it for what it was.

I guess the lesson that needs to be taught is that of respecting your elders. It seems like his parents are doing a fine job of that.

I wonder where your nephew will be in 5 years. Juvenile hall?

Elders feeding him bullshit is not acceptable (to him, apparently).

whoah whoah whoah.... he's parents are sending him to a Jewish school, so this is obviously what his parents want him to lean and want him to believe.

A 10yr old has NO PLACE to tell an elder, let alone a teacher to "Go fuck themselves" no matter what the teacher is telling them. Hell a 24yr old in a college lecture hall doesn't have the right.

 

[TridenT]

Originally posted by: Homerboy

Originally posted by: Dari

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: Dari

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Great he's thinking for himself and all, but why did he have to act like a little ass?

He is not thinking for himself. He did not come up with that phrase on his own.

Well I meant it kinda tongue-in-cheek. It's obvious that filling his head up with stuff like that would set him at odds with his teachers. Why would anyone do that? All it does is make his life harder without him even fully understanding why.

The part I don't understand is that his parent (or someone) had to pay for him to go to that school. Why send him there if that's how they feel? Unless its a split parent situation and one parent is against the church and one is for?

I just hate seeing kids spew hate that early. It really says something for the situation they are growing up in.

I think he was trying to understand something and the teacher kept telling him stories. His parents are nice people and they make him read a lot. I guess he saw BS and called it for what it was.

I guess the lesson that needs to be taught is that of respecting your elders. It seems like his parents are doing a fine job of that.

I wonder where your nephew will be in 5 years. Juvenile hall?

Elders feeding him bullshit is not acceptable (to him, apparently).

whoah whoah whoah.... he's parents are sending him to a Jewish school, so this is obviously what his parents want him to lean and want him to believe.

A 10yr old has NO PLACE to tell an elder, let alone a teacher to "Go fuck themselves" no matter what the teacher is telling them. Hell a 24yr old in a college lecture hall doesn't have the right.

No one really should tell another to go fuck themselves. Especially when the other person is being nice.

I want this kids ass to be black and blue by the time his parents are done with him. He needs to learn some serious manors. I never dared to say that to anyone who was much older than me. (I never really said anything like that to people anyway)

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Dari
Elders feeding him bullshit is not acceptable (to him, apparently).

So, is he gonna take on the US government tomorrow?

Please film the attempt and post it on Youtube.

Originally posted by: Dari

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: lokiju
Thread backfire.

I can't tell who's the smartest in that family. The nephew, his parents (Yale, Harvard; NYU, Harvard), or the OP (Princeton, Columbia).

I think we'll be OK

George W. Bush holds degrees from both Harvard and Yale. Color me unimpressed.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Dari
I think he was trying to understand something and the teacher kept telling him stories. His parents are nice people and they make him read a lot. I guess he saw BS and called it for what it was.

Wow, scary you are trying to rationalize his actions.

set sails for fail...all aboard!

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Dari

Elders feeding him bullshit is not acceptable (to him, apparently).

So genius WHY THE FUCK IS HE IN A JEWISH SCHOOL THEN?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555
No one really should tell another to go fuck themselves. Especially when the other person is being nice.

I want this kids ass to be black and blue by the time his parents are done with him. He needs to learn some serious manors. I never dared to say that to anyone who was much older than me. (I never really said anything like that to people anyway)

So impertinence justifies child abuse?

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555
No one really should tell another to go fuck themselves. Especially when the other person is being nice.

I want this kids ass to be black and blue by the time his parents are done with him. He needs to learn some serious manors. I never dared to say that to anyone who was much older than me. (I never really said anything like that to people anyway)

So impertinence justifies child abuse?

I doubt he literally meant "black and blue". There's nothing wrong with corporal punishment, though, so long as its done carefully and never in anger.

 

[Homerboy]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: Dari

Elders feeding him bullshit is not acceptable (to him, apparently).

So genius WHY THE FUCK IS HE IN A JEWISH SCHOOL THEN?

It's his nephew not his son. I'd guess that the parents want a Jewish education for the kid.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Dari

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: Dari
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I think he was trying to understand something and the teacher kept telling him stories. His parents are nice people and they make him read a lot. I guess he saw BS and called it for what it was.

I call BS on that. Do you have kids? I know when my son was 10 years old, the teacher could have told him that the sky was red and that peas came from cows and he wouldn't have said a word. Let alone telling the teacher to go fuck himself.

The kid is innocent. His parents or whoever taught him to act like that are douches. End of story.

You don't even know his parents, asshole. Like I said, he's a voracious reader and saw BS and called it. His parents were shocked but I am happy because he has a sharp mind and he won't believe everything you tell him, unlike your kids.

nuturing the inner douchebag contrarian is not the best way to raise an analytical free thinking independant mind. It's more likely to create an oucast emo with a suicide pact with his bulimic girlfriend...

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Dari

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: lokiju
Thread backfire.

I can't tell who's the smartest in that family. The nephew, his parents (Yale, Harvard; NYU, Harvard), or the OP (Princeton, Columbia).

I think we'll be OK

My family's educational pedigree trumps your by a mile, so I say (from a position of superior breeding and education you obviously respect) that I can affirm that you are a self-righteous pretentious twat.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: Dari

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: lokiju
Thread backfire.

I can't tell who's the smartest in that family. The nephew, his parents (Yale, Harvard; NYU, Harvard), or the OP (Princeton, Columbia).

I think we'll be OK

My family's educational pedigree trumps your by a mile, so I say (from a position of superior breeding and education you obviously respect) that I can affirm that you are a self-righteous pretentious twat.

LOL

This is one of those threads that you could literally go back and post a thousand replies to. I want to leave it alone but its full of too much fail to do that.

 

[Genx87]

The phrase educated idiots comes to mind with this group. All that education, all the money, all that prestige and they are still too stupid to get it.

And while the kid needs an asswhooping so does the rest of the family.

 

[KLin]

Yes it does

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: Dari

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: lokiju
Thread backfire.

I can't tell who's the smartest in that family. The nephew, his parents (Yale, Harvard; NYU, Harvard), or the OP (Princeton, Columbia).

I think we'll be OK

My family's educational pedigree trumps your by a mile, so I say (from a position of superior breeding and education you obviously respect) that I can affirm that you are a self-righteous pretentious twat.

LOL

This is one of those threads that you could literally go back and post a thousand replies to. I want to leave it alone but its full of too much fail to do that.

so true...

 

[bonkers325]

your nephew has become an expert troll. tell him to stop reading ATOT

 

[I Saw OJ]

Is this a parody thread?

 

[Genx87]

Originally posted by: I Saw OJ
Is this a parody thread?

Sadly it doesnt appear to be.

 

[Kirby]

Where's Dari? :laugh:

Some needs to put this link in every thread he makes.