A couple of months ago my nephew got into an argument with his rabbi at their Jewish school. The rabbi was telling him the story of Moses and how he parted the Red Sea so that the Jews could escape from Egypt. Anyways, he told the rabbi "You know, I've been on this earth for ten years and I've never seen anything like this." The rabbi proceeded to tell him how this was an act of G-d, etc... The rabbi may have said some other things. He then told the rabbi to "Go fuck yourself".
