Neighbor keeps hitting and flirting with my BF

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Zysoclaplem

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Originally posted by: silverpig
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anywho you should both do her, and then say it got weird. problem solved. :)

Pure Genius. Except for the part with doing her. Can we skip that part.
 

halik

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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
She prob knows he's gay & is practicing flirting with him cuz she knwos he's relatively safe.

However, the possibility of a threesome should not be automatically excluded.

Yes. Yes it should be. If there is gonna be a threesome, there are going to be 3 penises present.


from logistics point of view, 2 penises and one non-penis would work out better imo....
 

halik

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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: silverpig
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anywho you should both do her, and then say it got weird. problem solved. :)

Pure Genius. Except for the part with doing her. Can we skip that part.


if she's hot, i dont see a problem....
 

jspeicher

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I also think you should get to know her better. and kiss her. and then send pics.
 

Darkstar757

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Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Neighbor across the street keeps hitting on my BF!
She just divorced her husband, and now she is on the rebound.
She is always coming over and talking and flirting with my BF.
She I take her out?


I think you two should kiss...:heart:

BUWHAHAHAA
 

Zysoclaplem

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Sep 26, 2003
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Originally posted by: halik
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
She prob knows he's gay & is practicing flirting with him cuz she knwos he's relatively safe.

However, the possibility of a threesome should not be automatically excluded.

Yes. Yes it should be. If there is gonna be a threesome, there are going to be 3 penises present.


from logistics point of view, 2 penises and one non-penis would work out better imo....

Okay this is going way to far out into the Netherealm.

I'm going to plant drugs in her house and get her arrested.
Problem solved.
 

dbzwukan

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Originally posted by: halik
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
She prob knows he's gay & is practicing flirting with him cuz she knwos he's relatively safe.

However, the possibility of a threesome should not be automatically excluded.

Yes. Yes it should be. If there is gonna be a threesome, there are going to be 3 penises present.


from logistics point of view, 2 penises and one non-penis would work out better imo....


Haven't you seen lemon party?
 

loic2003

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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
That's when I would have whip some ass. No pun intended. lol

Not actually a bad plan... make it more obvious that you're a gay couple to show her she has no chance of getting in there...

 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: loic2003
Well you have a choice; you can either let it carry on the way it is although it's plain to see you're unhappy about it. You could speak to your BF about it: see how he feels... maybe get him to have a word with her and let her down gently. Alternatively, you could speak to her and make your feelings known.

Bear this in mind, however:
1) As you said, she's on the rebound, so this could just be a phase that will stop over time.
2) Your BF may be offended or think that you're a bit of a 'bunny boiler' if you seem overly concerned about this (I assume) quite minor flirting.
3) She's a cop, but still human and so does have emotions which could be somewhat erratic. Tread carefully if you confront her.

Personally, I'd get your BF to have a quiet word with her at some stage.
A little more detail about your relationship with your BF would be useful: how long you've been going out, how long you've lived together, etc.

Good luck, and post up what you decide to do!

He is not going to cheat on me...lol.
I just think it's funny.
Not very funny, but humorous.
He thinks its very odd.

3 years - going out
2 years - living together

Well, if she hasn't figured it out already she will feel pretty stupid when she does. Unless she's looking for a challenge...:confused:

Why are you worried about this?
 

Mr N8

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Originally posted by: halik
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: silverpig
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anywho you should both do her, and then say it got weird. problem solved. :)

Pure Genius. Except for the part with doing her. Can we skip that part.


if she's hot, i dont see a problem....

Sounds like your really freaking insecure. You can't handle him flirting with others and you're afraid of him turning straight. I've never talked to a gay guy that objected to bringing a woman into a 3-some with their partner. It is MUCH less threatening to you, you know?
 

Zysoclaplem

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Originally posted by: MogulMonster
Originally posted by: halik
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: silverpig
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anywho you should both do her, and then say it got weird. problem solved. :)

Pure Genius. Except for the part with doing her. Can we skip that part.


if she's hot, i dont see a problem....

Sounds like your really freaking insecure. You can't handle him flirting with others and you're afraid of him turning straight. I've never talked to a gay guy that objected to bringing a woman into a 3-some with their partner. It is MUCH less threatening to you, you know?

It's just a post. I am not insecure with it.
He also doesn't flirt with her. It's the other way around.
And I have never met a gay guy who would bring a girl into a 3-some.
IMO, when you are in a monogamous relationship, you don't have 3-somes.
 

nakedfrog

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Fingercuffs :)
At the least let him string her along enough to get nude pics for us, then ditch her.
 

K1052

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Fingercuffs :)
At the least let him string her along enough to get nude pics for us, then ditch her.

A woman's rage + firearm + excellent credibility in a court of law = bad ju ju