So here's the status update. I never mentioned it, but the car is a 2011 Mazda 2 with enough miles to barely be out of all warranty.
The dealer was asking 9800 online. When I got there, the price was magically $1k higher. I told the salesperson that this price is a mistake and I don't want to even look at it if they think they're going to begin the conversation with bait-and-switch. He quickly retracted and said that the online price is an online special and that it would definitely be honored. So then I didn't leave.
He pointed out that the red Mazda 2 had nice black-with-red-stripes "sporty" rims (some kind of XXR 17 inchers). He kept trying to tell me stuff as I inspected the car for damage, but I tuned him out. Other than what looks like an acorn ding on the roof, the car was solid outside. Inside, it had a couple scuffs where your feet probably step into the car on the driver's side. No big deal. Great shape, otherwise.
So I decide to go on a drive. As soon as we left, I explained to him that there's something wrong with this car. Why would a person pay for the Touring trim, only to replace the premium OEM wheels with these cheap, heavy, ricer pieces of garbage? He didn't understand the point, because the OEM ones are 15 inch and these are an "upgraded" 17 inch.
I put the car through its paces very aggressively. More accurately, you could say that I rung the shit out of that car and took some really, really hard turns. That thing is freaking awesome, for what it is. It feels like a front wheel drive, bigger, 4/5 door hatchback Miata! The slow, 100 horsepower of FURY made me smile like a big idiot, exactly as the car's dumbass-but-loveable face suggests. And the salesperson was freaking out and feeling like he was going to die. My girlfriend was laughing her ass off, because she used to ride-along with me all the time at autocross events.
"You see how these little bumps on the inside of the turn were kinda rough?" I asked.
"uhh.... I guess yea..." he replied.
"That's because Mazda engineers determined it would be best to have a light weight, 15 inch wheel rather than a heavy, bling-bling, Walmart grade 17 inch pig on the axle."
Quick aside: if you want a not-so-boring econobox, the Mazda 2 is totally a driver's car. My only complaint, all things being equal, is that the gearing between first and second is too wide apart. All the more reason to rev up to the limiter, I suppose... 😉
... anyways. We got back to the stealership. I told him that the car is missing OEM equipment that makes the Touring a Touring, so that the price definitely has to come down. "How much?" Well, that's when we went inside to start that whole game.
He asked me if I'd be financing. I said yes. He asked me if I wanted typical rates, or if I wanted accurate ones tailored to me. I told him I don't want any credit inquiries, so they started me out at 10% APR (LOL!!!!). I sarcastically said "wow, that's a fantastic rate!" I'm not entirely sure if he thought I was serious or not. My credit card is lower.
He gave me the typical pitch. I grabbed the paper, crossed out the useless and stupid addons dealerships like to put in, crossed out the $600 dealer fee, and placed a new price of something much lower. He left to his manager and came back with the barely adjusted at all, then the dealer fee was added again.
"Well, by law, we're forced to charge this dealer fee," says he.
"I'm aware of that. So make it disappear in the price of the car. And that's still way too high" says I.
Blah blah, more waiting and BS... He gets back to me, "Did you want to trade in that car?"
"No. But like they say - everything's for sale for the right price. Make me an offer I can't refuse and you have a deal."
As expected, they tried to screw me. I told them forget the trade-in and let's just focus on the car. I explained that the only reason why I entertained the trade-is is because if they gave me full retail, I'd be willing to pay the what I considered full retail on their car.
"Sorry, this is the best we can do."
I stood up, shook hands with the salesperson, said thank you, and he stopped me. The manager came by and tried to explain the trade to me. I told him the trade was off the table and that they're asking way too much for the Mazda 2. He explained to me that they're actually going to lose money on the car. I laughed and I said "well I wouldn't want you guys to lose money, so I'll go ahead and find another car." Again, I stood up, but the manager stopped me.
"Our general manager happens to be here. Let me see if we can talk to him."
When he came back, the price of the car went down a little more. But it still wasn't even close to the original figure I told them.
"This is the best we can do," say they.
"That's what you said 30 minutes ago, and here we are," says I. That guy was so pissed. "You're going to keep this car for maybe a week or two more, then ship it to another dealership after it doesn't sell, because you'd been listing this car for over a month and it hasn't moved. Carfax shows it's been in your possession for two months - you can't sell it and you know it. And the only reason why you're going back and fourth with me right now is because you don't want to spend the money to move the car to another dealership, or possibly get stuck with it within this fiscal year. At this point, this particular car has become a liability rather than a margin item and you're willing to accept some loss in order to keep your average in the green. There is a number you're willing to go to, but since you've changed your mind already half an hour ago, it seems like we'll have to be here for days before you tell me your bottom line."
The manager and salesperson were just silent. The manager started to shake a bit - either he was angry, nervous, or maybe even just putting on an act. Who knows. But after an awkward silence, I stood up and said "Tell you what. You guys have been great, so I'll just leave you to it. If you change your mind, I'd be willing to start a new conversation if I haven't already bought another car. You have my phone number. Thank you very much." I grabbed the price quote, shook hands, and walked out.
The truth of the matter is, the price quote was pretty good, but not great. Considering that the wheels suck and that it'd take $900+ for good wheels and tires, the price sucked. So that's that.
.... So now I'm at home reflowing a motherboard for my neighbor. LOL! That was an interesting day. I hate dealerships.