nefarious whales (A stolen SWScorch joke)

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SWScorch

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Two whales are swimming merrily about the ocean when they spy a boat floating above them. One whale says to the other, "I dare you to swim underneath that boat, and capsize it by blowing a whole bunch of air out of your blowhole." The other whale says, "You're on!" and swims underneath the boat, exhales forcefully, and overturns the boat, spilling all the people onboard into the water. The whales chuckle, and the first whale says, "Now, I dare you to go up and eat all those people!" "Oh no!" says the other whale. "I did the blowjob, but I'm not going to eat the seamen!"

told to me by my lovely girlfriend the other night ;)
 
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Syringer

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Originally posted by: SWScorch
Two whales are swimming merrily about the ocean when they spy a boat floating above them. One whale says to the other, "I dare you to swim underneath that boat, and capsize it by blowing a whole bunch of air out of your blowhole." The other whale says, "You're on!" and swims underneath the boat, exhales forcefully, and overturns the boat, spilling all the people onboard into the water. The whales chuckle, and the first whale says, "Now, I dare you to go up and eat all those people!" "Look", said the secnd whale, "I went along with the blowjob, but I absolutely will not swallow any seamen."

told to me by my lovely girlfriend the other night ;)
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Edited punchline.
 
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