NEF: I'm bored, so here's my latest smarterchild babblings...

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Aug 15, 2000
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FFMCobalt: hi
SmarterChild: Hello there, FFMCobalt. As you know, I'm ready to help!

Let me know what I can do for you.

If you want to see what I can do, type "home."
FFMCobalt: you are a bastard.
SmarterChild: That's not very nice.
FFMCobalt: yer mom is nice
SmarterChild: Really? My mom is nice?
FFMCobalt: bitch
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy.
FFMCobalt: yer mom takes it easy
SmarterChild: ?
FFMCobalt: yeah yeah... play like you don't know what she's like.
SmarterChild: Yeah, what?
FFMCobalt: you heard me
SmarterChild: No I didn't. I can't "hear" anything.
FFMCobalt: can you bang anything?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Not sure.
FFMCobalt: try it.
SmarterChild: Market Data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-( IT 10.40 -0.04 -0.38 89800
2 :) TRY 26.18 +0.18 +0.69 50400

FFMCobalt: no market ****!
SmarterChild: That's way uncool!
FFMCobalt: no!
SmarterChild: OK! Type "home" to see everything I can do.
FFMCobalt: can you blow:?
SmarterChild: Huh? That's a little rude.
FFMCobalt: so's your mom
SmarterChild: Are you asking to see who built me, or trying to insult me?
FFMCobalt: insult you.
SmarterChild: OK, at this point, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask for an apology.
FFMCobalt: no
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
FFMCobalt: like what
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
FFMCobalt: **** you
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
FFMCobalt: so appologize already.
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
FFMCobalt: I appologize for your language.
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
FFMCobalt: you're sorry already
SmarterChild: Oh, aren't you so clever! Now apologize.
FFMCobalt: no
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize! :|
FFMCobalt: make me bitch!
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize! :|
FFMCobalt: suck me beautiful.
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!
FFMCobalt: you're sorry
SmarterChild: You think you're pretty clever, huh?
FFMCobalt: yes
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
FFMCobalt: what are you going to do? what are you going to do?
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
FFMCobalt: and I want a deepthroat blow right now, but it's not in the cards, now is it baby?
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
FFMCobalt: I'm not the one who's not letting things go.
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
FFMCobalt: that's nice.
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize! :|
FFMCobalt: BITE ME BITCH!
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!




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