Nef haikus

[deftron]

ATOT nefs
We all strive to be the best
RossMAN always wins



or


Pancakes and bunnies
Point Nine Nine Nine repeating
NiK says wrong forum

 

[PurdueRy]

PICS PICS PICS
DIAF OMGWTFBBQ
BAN BAN BAN

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Dennilfloss
Totally and utterly
Pwned Anandtech Forums

EDIT: Wait, is "forums" pronounced with one syllable or two?

 

[badmouse]

Nef, nef, all day long
Useless, useless waste of time
But . . . post count goes up!

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Dennilfloss
Totally and utterly
Pwned Anandtech Forums

EDIT: Wait, is "forums" pronounced with one syllable or two?

Depends.. Some people say fo-rums, some people say foh'ums (as in 'foams').

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Dennilfloss
Totally and utterly
Pwned Anandtech Forums

EDIT: Wait, is "forums" pronounced with one syllable or two?

Depends.. Some people say fo-rums, some people say foh'ums (as in 'foams').

i dont know anyone who says foh'ums

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Dennilfloss
Totally and utterly
Pwned Anandtech Forums

EDIT: Wait, is "forums" pronounced with one syllable or two?

Depends.. Some people say fo-rums, some people say foh'ums (as in 'foams').

i dont know anyone who says foh'ums

But I do. So there .

 

[badmouse]

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Dennilfloss
Totally and utterly
Pwned Anandtech Forums

EDIT: Wait, is "forums" pronounced with one syllable or two?

Depends.. Some people say fo-rums, some people say foh'ums (as in 'foams').

no, no, say it in haiku

"for'ms" without the "u"
is one, "for-ums" full is two
either way is fine

(neffy enough for ya?)

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Dennilfloss
Totally and utterly
Pwned Anandtech Forums

EDIT: Wait, is "forums" pronounced with one syllable or two?

Depends.. Some people say fo-rums, some people say foh'ums (as in 'foams').

i dont know anyone who says foh'ums

But I do. So there .

anway, what are the rules for a haiku...i forget

 

[theknight571]

Posting usless crap
Is a good way to increase
Your post count by one

 

[rudder]

Soviet Russia
Haiku writing means gulag
nefs beware today

 

[pclstyle]

That time of year, here
Forget not the I R S
They remember you

 

[GasX]

Haiku?

it's five syllables
then it's seven syllables
and another five...

Postcount gets plus one
when you post that lame email
and make us all groan

At my desk neffing
staring at a pile of work
time to click <new thread>

YAGT's suck
they are always the same thing
filled with teenage angst


edit: corrected first two per kyteland's "gotcha"

 

[GasX]

Microsoft's new Haiku format.

 

[hypn0tik]

I WTFpwn
AnandTech Moderator
Postcout goes up now

 

[GasX]

can't seem to start work
trouble getting motivated
time to start neffing

 

[IAteYourMother]

i am a neffer
i post whatever I want to
I love big titties

 

[Horus]

I am in Classics
My professor bores me
Therefore I must nef.

 

[OdiN]

Nef nef nef, all day long
Nef nef nef while I sing that song
Gonna nef the forums, til they break
Clean up n00b with big banstick

 

[keeleysam]

Last night's Neffer Fest
Was a real breeze for the Mods.
Into Bannation.

 

[mitaiwan82]

I nef...therefore ??????

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
it's five syllables
then it's seven syllables
another five after...

Postcount equals plus one
when you post that lame email
and make us all groan

At my desk neffing
staring at a pile of work
time to click <new thread>

YAGT's suck
they are always the same thing
filled with teenage angst

You're all over the place.

5-7-6
6-7-5
5-7-5
5-7-5

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Kyteland

Originally posted by: Mwilding
it's five syllables
then it's seven syllables
another five after...

Postcount equals plus one
when you post that lame email
and make us all groan

At my desk neffing
staring at a pile of work
time to click <new thread>

YAGT's suck
they are always the same thing
filled with teenage angst

You're all over the place.

5-7-6
6-7-5
5-7-5
5-7-5

Doh!

I fixed 'em...

 

[venk]

I hate all you nerds
There is no porn here today
i get bannation

 

[Vegitto]

Nef, nef, nef away
Gently down the stream, uh-huh
Merrily, OUT OF SPACE!

Go and nef some more,
I'd like to get lifer, stat
Or should I nef more?

Neffing is the best
I love to do it all night
Ph33r my maD 5k1llz0rs

I pwned you so bad
Your mom don't wanna know you
Go back to the cave

You will never get laid
You're a sorry-ass geek motherfuc[/i]ker
I feel bad for you