need to write "one interesting fact nobody knows about me" for work

[iwantanewcomputer]

and like 50 people are going to see it. stuff about me:

24, life consists of working (engineering), exercise (powerlifting but im not going to be a jackass and make it how much i bench), and wasting time on the internet. no friends or gf.

i play basketball and paintball once in a while...but people know that.
havent done anything like a fun vacation since i was a kid.


that's about it

 

[LinuxIdiot]

You have dreams about running through the cubicle farm taking everyone out like Rambo?

 

[rudder]

you secretly masturbate in the office bathroom 3 time a day.

 

[moshquerade]

surely you can come up with something. . .
use your imagination, oh wait..... :Q

 

[sdifox]

There is nothing interesting about me. That has to be surprising.

 

[rocadelpunk]

you can clear a room of ladies faster than a speeding bullet!

i keeed

 

[xSauronx]

this might be a good time to take up a new hobby

 

[frostedflakes]

I despise these questions for the same reason.

 

[rivan]

I too hate these questions, so I always make something up.

Last time, I said that in the late 80s, I was a stand-in drummer for Whitesnake on a european tour, when their drummer was injured.

That was 5 years ago, and despite never again saying it, there are still people here who believe it.

 

[Colt45]

tell 'em you played the tuba in elementary school, something that doesn't matter.

 

[PottedMeat]

Tell them you're the Mad Shitter.

 

[LurkerSince2001]

Originally posted by: Colt45
tell 'em you played the tuba in elementary school, something that doesn't matter.

But, but, but... I DID play the tuba in elementary/high school. And I use that as my secret fact in these type of work things.

I'm a girl, so maybe that makes it more interesting??

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

Originally posted by: rudder
you secretly masturbate in the office bathroom 3 time a day.

i really dont have the energy for more than 2x

Originally posted by: LinuxIdiot
You have dreams about running through the cubicle farm taking everyone out like Rambo?

not idea to say that if its true

Originally posted by: Colt45
tell 'em you played the tuba in elementary school, something that doesn't matter.

played cello, but i'm trying to seem like less of a dork

thanks for the advice everyone...i might just go with "there is nothing remotely interesting about me"

 

[purbeast0]

just think of something from childhood that was a "big deal" or something.

if they asked me that question, i'd tell them how on my 4th birthday i was hit by a car and dragged 100ft under the car by my head, broke my femur, and met nancy reagan when i was in the hospital.

funny thing about the nancy reagan story is that all the kids went to a room where she was and she went around talking to everyone, but i didn't want to go to the room so i didn't, and she knew there was 1 kid who wouldn't go, so she personally came to my room.

my mom showed me the newspaper article about this that she has in my baby book a few months ago heh.

 

[BrownShoes]

You once sacrificed a live chicken in a voodoo ritual to summon the demon lord, Nas'monoth, to this plane of existence.

 

[BrownShoes]

You did a stint "upstate" for allegedly murdering your old boss and you also enjoy crocheting at home.

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer

Originally posted by: rudder
you secretly masturbate in the office bathroom 3 time a day.

i really dont have the energy for more than 2x

Originally posted by: LinuxIdiot
You have dreams about running through the cubicle farm taking everyone out like Rambo?

not idea to say that if its true

Originally posted by: Colt45
tell 'em you played the tuba in elementary school, something that doesn't matter.

played cello, but i'm trying to seem like less of a dork

thanks for the advice everyone...i might just go with "there is nothing remotely interesting about me"

"I play the cello" >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "I'm too overwhelmingly boring and uncreative to answer this question"

 

[boomerang]

Tell them you're a cross-dresser. That'll wow 'em.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
surely you can come up with something. . .
use your imagination, oh wait..... :Q

:laugh:

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Tell them

You have a secret crush on one of them
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...322698&highlight_key=y

or

You're into some interesting websites
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...315771&highlight_key=y

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Tell them

You have a secret crush on one of them
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...322698&highlight_key=y

or

You're into some interesting websites
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...315771&highlight_key=y

:laugh: I love yoyo pwnage

 

[Koing]

lol @ yoyo ownage!

Tell them you squat often and not just to the toilet.

I remember we had to do this when I started at my last company. A bunch of graduates. I said something about my weightlifting, another dude said he spins on his head often (bboy), just say whatever.

Koing

 

[Leros]

They said interesting, which ruins it. I usually write something like "I'm thirsty right now" which usually gets good responses.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Tell them about how you want a new computer. One that won't make you drive too fast, or make you feel real sick.

 

[AstroManLuca]

You just need the self-confidence of this super-cool dude.