Need to make 5K in a week. Any ideas ??

[Nemesis77]

Originally posted by: maladroit
Why do you need 5k in a week?

Who doesn't? I dunno 'bout you, but I could sure use 5 grands right about now !

 

[Scouzer]

Sell a kidney?

 

[xospec1alk]

how about 1200 in a week?

 

[911paramedic]

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: Soulkeeper
.....legal ideas ??

5K in a week? Aint happening.
Med studies pay maybe 1.5 or 2 grand, but that might take 2 weeks. Throw in every kinda donation you can do (blood, plasma, sperm, bone marrow) and you might add another grand on it. Gives ya 2.5 to 3 grand in around 2 weeks.
But 5? Not legally. Unless you have some assets such as a car or whatnot to take a loan out against.

Sperm donation? Dang, I am litterally throwing good money down the drain.

 

[tallest1]

Originally posted by: Soulkeeper
I am 19 years old unemployed, not in school, and I need money fast
anyone got any legal ideas ??

Details man, details!

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

Originally posted by: Soulkeeper
I am 19 years old unemployed, not in school, and I need money fast
anyone got any legal ideas ??

The lottery and a lot of praying.

 

[Pincherman]

AMWAY!

 

[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
on your knees, bitch

:Q

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
on your knees, bitch

This is no time for gay oral sex requests. The man needs to make some money.

 

[cliftonite]

Quagmire: "You can sleep with 50 fat chicks or 5 really fat ones. What? Fat chicks need love too you know."

 

[Soulkeeper]

i need computer upgrades
heh

 

[zer0burn]

man what do u do with your time then

 

[Jmman]

Fly to Amsterdam and be a male sex slave??

 

[yoda291]

Originally posted by: Soulkeeper
i need computer upgrades
heh

wtf?! 5k in computer upgrades?! you could buy 5-6 complete systems for that much you crazy bast@rd

oy, what a world

 

[BooGiMaN]

If any of us knew how to make 5 large in a week (260k a year) legally and as easy as ur wanting...youd think we be on here posting...

Oh wait...i think some would


If you can make 5k in a week legally more power to ya good luck!!


BTW what do you need it for?

 

[LordMaul]

Grab some dental dams and hit the streets.

 

[Darein]

Originally posted by: 911paramedic

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: Soulkeeper
.....legal ideas ??

5K in a week? Aint happening.
Med studies pay maybe 1.5 or 2 grand, but that might take 2 weeks. Throw in every kinda donation you can do (blood, plasma, sperm, bone marrow) and you might add another grand on it. Gives ya 2.5 to 3 grand in around 2 weeks.
But 5? Not legally. Unless you have some assets such as a car or whatnot to take a loan out against.

Sperm donation? Dang, I am litterally throwing good money down the drain.

Hahaha.

 

[LeStEr]

Gambling of some sort is your best bet. But that requires atleast a little bit of money to start with.

 

[ElFenix]

you've got two kidneys right? you only need one

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: cliftonite
Quagmire: "You can sleep with 50 fat chicks or 5 really fat ones. What? Fat chicks need love too you know."

Hmmm.......50 in a week that's little over seven a day.....hmmm....you're gonna have a hard time getting the wrinkles out those last few days.

 

[ultimatebob]

Gee, I bet that some old rich guy would probably give you $5,000 for a kidney!

Out of curiousity, how much do they pay sperm donors, anyway?

 

[benliong]

Capture a most wanted suspect. They usually pay pretty well don't they?

 

[BooGiMaN]

Beg b---tch..... beg like your skrawny skinny b--tch a$$ has never begged before!!
Bwahahahahaha!!!!! Bwhahahahah!!!
now wheres my money

Oh sorry got into my pimp mode there for a second

 

[Eli]

I would name a few things, but I don't want to be banned.

 

[neovan]

I think gambling would be your best bet but then you'd have to be 21.

Solution: Find someone that is 21 and bet $25 on a 8-game parlay on basketball games. I think that pays 200 to 1. Its tough but its doable. My friend and I got 7 out of 8 and bet $50. Stupid Clippers vs Jazz game. I can never forget it. They also went into overtime :|

Good luck.