Need to make 5K in a week. Any ideas ??

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911paramedic

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Originally posted by: Shockwave
Originally posted by: Soulkeeper
.....legal ideas ??
5K in a week? Aint happening.
Med studies pay maybe 1.5 or 2 grand, but that might take 2 weeks. Throw in every kinda donation you can do (blood, plasma, sperm, bone marrow) and you might add another grand on it. Gives ya 2.5 to 3 grand in around 2 weeks.
But 5? Not legally. Unless you have some assets such as a car or whatnot to take a loan out against.
Sperm donation? Dang, I am litterally throwing good money down the drain. :confused:
 

tallest1

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Originally posted by: Soulkeeper
I am 19 years old unemployed, not in school, and I need money fast
anyone got any legal ideas ??
Details man, details!
 

cliftonite

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Quagmire: "You can sleep with 50 fat chicks or 5 really fat ones. What? Fat chicks need love too you know."
 

yoda291

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Originally posted by: Soulkeeper
i need computer upgrades
heh
wtf?! 5k in computer upgrades?! you could buy 5-6 complete systems for that much you crazy bast@rd

oy, what a world
 

BooGiMaN

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If any of us knew how to make 5 large in a week (260k a year) legally and as easy as ur wanting...youd think we be on here posting...

Oh wait...i think some would :confused:


If you can make 5k in a week legally more power to ya good luck!!


BTW what do you need it for?
 

Darein

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Originally posted by: 911paramedic
Originally posted by: Shockwave
Originally posted by: Soulkeeper
.....legal ideas ??
5K in a week? Aint happening.
Med studies pay maybe 1.5 or 2 grand, but that might take 2 weeks. Throw in every kinda donation you can do (blood, plasma, sperm, bone marrow) and you might add another grand on it. Gives ya 2.5 to 3 grand in around 2 weeks.
But 5? Not legally. Unless you have some assets such as a car or whatnot to take a loan out against.
Sperm donation? Dang, I am litterally throwing good money down the drain. :confused:
Hahaha. :)
 

LeStEr

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Gambling of some sort is your best bet. But that requires atleast a little bit of money to start with.
 

ElFenix

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you've got two kidneys right? you only need one
 

Squisher

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Originally posted by: cliftonite
Quagmire: "You can sleep with 50 fat chicks or 5 really fat ones. What? Fat chicks need love too you know."
Hmmm.......50 in a week that's little over seven a day.....hmmm....you're gonna have a hard time getting the wrinkles out those last few days.

 

ultimatebob

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Gee, I bet that some old rich guy would probably give you $5,000 for a kidney!

Out of curiousity, how much do they pay sperm donors, anyway?
 

BooGiMaN

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Beg b---tch..... beg like your skrawny skinny b--tch a$$ has never begged before!!
Bwahahahahaha!!!!! Bwhahahahah!!!
now wheres my money

Oh sorry got into my pimp mode there for a second
 

Eli

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I would name a few things, but I don't want to be banned. :p
 

neovan

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I think gambling would be your best bet but then you'd have to be 21.

Solution: Find someone that is 21 and bet $25 on a 8-game parlay on basketball games. I think that pays 200 to 1. Its tough but its doable. My friend and I got 7 out of 8 and bet $50. Stupid Clippers vs Jazz game. I can never forget it. They also went into overtime :|

Good luck.
 

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