Need to inflict great harm on someone at work. Any Ideas?

[Childs]

Originally posted by: Phoenix86
Scotch tape a couple of pins on the ethernet cable, just a couple though. If you get the right pins, you will still see lights, but not connection. PIA to troubleshoot.

Scotch tape over the laser if he has an IR mouse.

Take a print screen of the desktop as it is, then remove all the desktop items, and set his backround to the desktop image. None of the 'icons' will work, doesn't last that long though.

hahahaha..scotch tape the pins on the jack? Thats fncked up.

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: Kyteland
Nobody else has any diabolical things I can do for revenge?

control panel->sounds and set menu popup to "she bangs" by will hung

 

[simms]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: shuttleteam
If you can get into BIOS, DISABLE CPU L1 cache. Game over!

The system WILL work 100% but it will be about as productive as turning off your engine, getting out and pushing your car to work while a friend steers!

Cheers!

Remind me NEVER to piss you off.

:shocked: wow.!

 

[HamSupLo]

that sounds weird..how can someone who is comfortable with 60hz would want to lower it from 85hz? like they can tell the difference

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: jooksing
that sounds weird..how can someone who is comfortable with 60hz would want to lower it from 85hz? like they can tell the difference

Nobody uses this computer but me. I keep it at 85Hz because the flickering at 60Hz is horrible and gives me a headache.

 

[xcript]

Smash them with a hammer.

 

[RS3RS]

Do what someone else said, take a screen shot of his desktop, and set it as a background image. Then, remove all icons, and unlock the task bar. Move the taskbar to the top of the screen, then resize it to where you can't see it. Now, none of the icons or the task bar will work at all. Should drive him crazy for a while

If you have some free time with his computer, get a program like partition magic, and create a new partition on his hard drive. Install Slackware Linux (or other hard-to-use o/s), and set that partition as the active one, so it boots straight to linux each time. By creating a new partition for it, it can still be reversed by deleting Linux and changing the active partition, that way he doesn't lose any of his files or anything, just drives him mad for a while.

Fill up his gas tank with a Sunday newspaper.

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: shuttleteam
If you can get into BIOS, DISABLE CPU L1 cache. Game over!

The system WILL work 100% but it will be about as productive as turning off your engine, getting out and pushing your car to work while a friend steers!

Cheers!

Remind me NEVER to piss you off.

HAHAHAHAHA O WOW

that is SOOO evil i love it!!!! :beer:

I would say its more like driving an enzo that towing a schoolbus

 

[yukichigai]

New idea: get his keyboard and move all the keys around to random places. Turn QWERTY into FPOWNE

P.S. Or I0WNZDYOU

 

[Phoenix86]

Originally posted by: jagec*optical mice use LED's not lasers.

Fixed.

hahahaha..scotch tape the pins on the jack? Thats fncked up.

Thanks, like I said, if you do it right, the link and xmit lights will still come on...

If you can get into BIOS, DISABLE CPU L1 cache. Game over!

I like the way you think! *commits to memory* :evil:

 

[dighn]

edit hosts file to redirect sites, google to microsoft's ip addr etc

 

[fredtam]

I suggest smacking the fvck out of him and tell him to quit fvcking with your sh!t. Now all of you grow up and get back to work.

 

[BadNewsBears]

If he has a filing cabinet freeze a can of CREAM shavig cream, pop the bottom off and put it in his filing cabinet.

 

[Lonyo]

Originally posted by: dighn
edit hosts file to redirect sites, google to microsoft's ip addr etc

Edit it so it all goes to stopposting.com

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: dighn
edit hosts file to redirect sites, google to microsoft's ip addr etc

No no no, you have to redirect it to gay porn sites.

control panel->sounds and set menu popup to "she bangs" by will hung

Haha, good one.

Some dells ship with a monitor utility that uses a key sequence to invert the screen. I used to do this to people as a practical joke. If you don't know what's doing it, you'll never get it fixed.

This one would be even funnier if you combined it with the desktop screenshot prank, but flipped the screenshot so it looks righstide-up when it's inverted.

 

[ProviaFan]

If you have line of sight to his workstation, hook up a receiver for one of those wireless trackballs, and keep the trackball itself at your system. Sometimes, when he reaches for his mouse, give it a whirl.

Or, if his system uses certain mouse software (MS Intellipoint doesn't have it, or I just can't find it, but some mouse software does), find the place where you can set mouse orientation (e.g. it has a calibration screen where you drag the mouse in whatever direction should be "up"), and screw it all up. Ergo, his screen is normal, but the mouse won't move in the direction he thinks it should.