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Need tips on giving the best back massage ever.

Also, when giving a massage, some girls like it if you get a stiffy and then poke their back with it during the massage.

If you are really good you can get naked during the massage without the girl knowing. Then, when all done, she will turn around and see you in your splendor. Girls love this type of stuff and you will no doubt get laid.
 
Originally posted by: pinion9
Also, when giving a massage, some girls like it if you get a stiffy and then poke their back with it during the massage.

If you are really good you can get naked during the massage without the girl knowing. Then, we all done, she will turn around and see you in your splendor. Girls love this type of stuff and you will no doubt get laid.

haha yeah mang it's all about getting dat arse.
 
Originally posted by: pinion9
Also, when giving a massage, some girls like it if you get a stiffy and then poke their back with it during the massage.
You know what works even better, is if you slide it under the massage table where the face-hole is...you know, they're just lying there, staring at the floor, then....HELLO!
 
Originally posted by: loup garou
Originally posted by: pinion9
Also, when giving a massage, some girls like it if you get a stiffy and then poke their back with it during the massage.
You know what works even better, is if you slide it under the massage table where the face-hole is...you know, they're just lying there, staring at the floor, then....HELLO!

Most times they have their eyes closed, so you may be able to give them a little "mouth massage" as well. With any luck you will be done before they realize what has happened.
 
just alot of wrist action and be firm with your thumbs.

and DON'T forget to clip your nails and file the jagged edges down. That would mess it all up to have a spike of pain during a relaxing moment.

Ok, now take your right and face it toward you (open-palm). The bottom part of your hand (between your pinky finger and wrist) is the nice muscle, meaty area that you want to use a good amount.

It's key to find the best part of your hand that has a good amount of firmness, but not BONE firmness.

Use that bottom part of your hand in a neading fashion, and you'll be money.
 
What kind of massage are you after? Just a standard back massage, or do you want to give a more sensual massage?

If you want sensual, there's a few tips to follow.

First, use SLOW motions. Don't run from shoulder to hips in a second or two. Slow, smooth movements.

Second, If she is lying on a bed, do NOT straddle her and give the massage that way. Most women I've talked with HATE that. Rather, sit beside her waist and reach over her back that way.

Third, move around her back in such a way that both makes her feel small AND accentuates the curves of her body. As an example, start with both shoulders, slowly move your hands to the small of her back, bringing them closer together, then move over to her hips and sides... Almost doing an "hourglass" shape with your hands.

Fourth, when in the upper back area, don't overlook the neck. Lightly run your fingers over the back of her neck and up to and behind the jaw line.

Do NOT attempt to "work" your way to her boobs unless she's dropping hints that it's okay. Such a hint would be something like: during the massage, her pants work their way down an inch or so... little lower than normal, and she makes no effort to pull them back up to the usual resting spot for them on her hips. Massage that area and observe a reaction. The key is subtlety. If she tends to "roll" to one side, thus slightly exposing her front, pay a little more attention to the lifted side and she if she lays back down or stays there.

Massage oils never hurt either, if that's something she's not opposed to.
 
Start out with kind of a light rub all over. Then knead the muscle, not the fat or the bone. I usually use my fingertips, roll from the pinky to the index finger, and add pressure. Kinda like you would tap your fingernails on a desk. It'll wear your hands out if you're not used to it. Focus on shoulders down the center of the back to the tailbone (and the upper part of the BUTT.) There's two ridges of muscle on either side of the backbone that feel really good with a good bit of pressure.

After that, you slap her really hard on the ass and say "ALRIGHT, MY TURN."
 
Make sure you use massage oils. The make your hands slide over easily and it help getting deep into the muscle.
The ones that don't leave a greasy feeling and don't have an overpowering smell.
 
Originally posted by: giantpinkbunnyhead
What kind of massage are you after? Just a standard back massage, or do you want to give a more sensual massage?

If you want sensual, there's a few tips to follow.

First, use SLOW motions. Don't run from shoulder to hips in a second or two. Slow, smooth movements.

Second, If she is lying on a bed, do NOT straddle her and give the massage that way. Most women I've talked with HATE that. Rather, sit beside her waist and reach over her back that way.

Third, move around her back in such a way that both makes her feel small AND accentuates the curves of her body. As an example, start with both shoulders, slowly move your hands to the small of her back, bringing them closer together, then move over to her hips and sides... Almost doing an "hourglass" shape with your hands.

Fourth, when in the upper back area, don't overlook the neck. Lightly run your fingers over the back of her neck and up to and behind the jaw line.

Do NOT attempt to "work" your way to her boobs unless she's dropping hints that it's okay. Such a hint would be something like: during the massage, her pants work their way down an inch or so... little lower than normal, and she makes no effort to pull them back up to the usual resting spot for them on her hips. Massage that area and observe a reaction. The key is subtlety. If she tends to "roll" to one side, thus slightly exposing her front, pay a little more attention to the lifted side and she if she lays back down or stays there.

Massage oils never hurt either, if that's something she's not opposed to.

oooh, good stuff, thanks 🙂

 
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