Need suggestions for making CD for daughter to wake up to

[jediphx]

My wife has asked me to make a cd with inspriation instrumental music but instead of lyrics it would be our voices saying things such as "Good Morning Mallory, time to get up and brush your teeth" with some kind of time specified. Then we would say the next task she needs to do etc. What easy software would i need to accomplish this? Thanks

 

[sivart]

http://audacity.sourceforge.net/ -- Audacity will let you mix tracks assuming you already have a way to capture your voice.

 

[sdifox]

Stravinsky's Firebird is perfect for this.

 

[biggestmuff]

wow

 

[pontifex]

sounds kind of creepy. how old is your daughter?

 

[Rio Rebel]

Any Sam Kinison CD should do the trick.

 

[ivan2]

just buy all The Go Team's CDs and loop them.

 

[Bob Ghengis Khan]

Originally posted by: pontifex
sounds kind of creepy. how old is your daughter?

Agreed. Not to be mean, but that is weird

 

[qbfx]

Originally posted by: pontifex
sounds kind of creepy. how old is your daughter?

^

 

[kalrith]

Obligatory request for pics of wife

Edit: My more-tasteful side decided to change the request for pics of wife instead of pics of daughter (assuming she's probably less than 10).

 

[dainthomas]

Originally posted by: Rio Rebel
Any Sam Kinison CD should do the trick.

Fucking brush your goddamn teeth you filthy whore!!! AAAAGGHHH!!!!

 

[gar655]

Are you Fnnnggg serious? How bout an alarm clock. Evre heard of one of those? Jeeze no wonder toady's kids are mostly a bunch of messed up good for nothing, lazy asses.

Why don't you just hire a 24 hour "servant" to do it "live"?

Seriously, that is just plain messed up.

 

[yh125d]

I think you guys should get more info before you judge OP too harshly, I've heard of stuff like this being used with autistic children and stuff. Don't remember where, but I imagine there might be a good reason

 

[Zorba]

I used to wake up to the Star Wars soundtrack. The Fox theme woke me better than any alarm clock ever has.

 

[Thump553]

Originally posted by: Rio Rebel
Any Sam Kinison CD should do the trick.

And cowbells. Lots of cowbells.

 

[ForSciGuy]

I used to listen to Bon Jovi's Blaze of Glory, which starts out "Wake up in the morning and I raise my weary head..." I also hooked up my cassette player/alarm clock to wind a string that would (through a few pulleys) turn my light switch on.
I would suggest getting an alarm clock that slowly turns a light on a little before you have to wake up so that it is bright when you wake up. I use one from Hammacher Schlemmer that has a bunch of noises (birds, rain, ocean, stream, etc. ) It also has scent beads that you can put in it that are supposed to warm with the light and release a nice scent (i don?t really use those). I hate getting up in the morning and this definitely helps.
(i like the Sam Kinison and pic request comments )

 

[Rubycon]

This can wake the dead!