Need suggestions for a costume

minendo

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Tomorrow is the Purdue-Notre Dame football game here in West Lafayette. At 7am tomorrow morning the bars open up for what is known around here as Breakfast Club. A bunch of friends and I are going, but I am lost as to what costume to wear or who/what to dress up as. Of the 10 or so of us going, 5 people are dressing up as the Village People and the others I am unsure of.

It is common practice to wear some sort of costume to breakfast club and there have been some crazy ones. Bubble wrap suits, girls in nothing but towels, but the best one I have seen so far was a hot girl wearing nothing but electrical tape.

Got any suggestions for me and my woman? Most importantly it must be cheap.
 

Bryophyte

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For you: Dark sunglasses, cane, fake fur cut to fit palms glued on. Maybe a RIP Kitty t-shirt.
 

BadgerFan

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For you:

White Trash: Trucker Hat, stained beater,cut off shorts from old jeans, carry a six pack of Old Style around with you
70s Porn Star: Some Flashy shirt with only two bottom buttons done, aviator sunglasses, fake chest hair, tight pants with sock inserted(unless you are specially endowed)
Gangsta: Sweatband cocked to the side or visor, oversized jersy or single colored T-shirt, Huge jeans sagging below you waist, fake bling, yellow boots with laces taken out


For Her:

Naughty "X": Replace X with Nurse, Teacher, Schoolgirl, Policewoman,Cowgirl etc. Just show a rediculous amount of skin in one of those costumes
Crack Whore: Torn panty hose, missing a shoe, black skirt, low cut tank top with pillow stuff in belly, terrible smeared makeup, small mirror with powedered sugar glued to it
Female Pimp: Just have her dress like a pimp, its cliche for guys, hilarious for girls when they can pull it off. A lisp, some sort of cane and a chalice are excellent accesories for the costume
 

BadgerFan

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Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: BadgerFan
Gangsta: Sweatband cocked to the side or visor, oversized jersy or single colored T-shirt, Huge jeans sagging below you waist, fake bling, yellow boots with laces taken out
Was a G for holloween

Very nice, I wouldn't have thought of the blunt it really ties the costume together. I see you have both the crip and the blood colors goin, you musta been one tough azz gangsta to be in two gangs.