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need Statistics Related Quotes!

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Walleye

Banned
Funny, preferably!


and pictures if you can get em! 🙂


i'll be grateful... i'm sorry, that's as best of a reward as i can offer 😛
 
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Benjamin Disraeli (1804 - 1881)

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
David Letterman (1947 - )

Statistician: A man who believes figues don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar's Comic Dictionary

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar's Comic Dictionary

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Fletcher Knebel

I could prove God statistically.
George Gallup (1901 - 1984)

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
Joseph Stalin (1879 - 1953)
 
How about Benjamin Disraeli's "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics"

ya beat me to it 🙂
 
Oops I must have been smoking before I edited.

I guess you could search "statistics quotes" or something in google.
 
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