And, of course, you must have the lyrics:
"Johnny Poopoopants" - Group X
Johnny.....Johnny.....Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny Poopoopants! (repeat over and over)
Why did I want to be like Johnny Poopoopants?
Because he has a good butt, and he's good at dance!
And why all the ladies want to do the touch with him?
Because he has a 200 foot slim jim...Say what?
Johnny.....Johnny.....Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny Poopoopants! (repeat over and over)
Poopoo in the pants...poopoo in the pants...say what?
Poopoo in the pants...poopoo in the pants
(repeat)
Johnny likes to sing and dance
Johnny likes to poopoopants
Johnny likes to sing and dance
Johnny likes to poopoopants
Poopoo in the pants...poopoo in the pants...say what?
Poopoo in the pants...poopoo in the pants
Johnny likes to go to France
Johnny likes to eat za ants
Johnny likes to go to France
Johnny likes to poopoopants
<did I just post that?????>