need some words to play "read my lips" game

[Pepsei]

one of the fun games that we play when we go out is "read my lips".

i need some words that sounds like other words to make it funnier...

for example

"olive juice"
"vac-uum"
"got dandruff? some of it itches"

 

[xanis]

Asking ATOT for words to use on a game called "Read My Lips" is only asking for trouble.

 

[FP]

"doggy doggy doggy can't you see, sometimes your hoes just hypnotize me"

 

[jonnyGURU]

How mean! How do the kids with cleft lips play?

 

[Kaervak]

Vacuum.

 

[linkgoron]

Would you like to sweep with me after the party? (Or something like that...)

 

[OrByte]

forking ice hole.

 

[Pepsei]

good one...

sweep with me
forking ice hole

*adding to the list*