Need some time OFF... (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

Brutuskend

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The company manager desperately needed a few days off, but he knew the company CEO would not allow him to take a leave during the busy season. So he thought that maybe if he acted "CRAZY" then the CEO would tell him to take a few days off. So the manager hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. His blonde secretary asked "what you doing". He told her that he was pretending to be a light bulb so that the CEO would think he was "CRAZY" and give him a few days off.

A few minutes later the CEO came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?" The manager said "I'm a light bulb." The CEO said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".

The manager jumped down and walked out of the office.

When the blonde followed him, the CEO asked her "and where do you think you're going?".



She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

 

zanieladie

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Jan 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: Trippin315
Funny, not as funny as the guy who's house was eaten by a sinkhole, but still brings a smile to one's face.


That sinkhole thing was TERRIBLE...not funny!