Math parable?
"The Parable of the 7 and the 16"
One fateful night at the local club, a bunch of mathematical symbols and numbers were hanging out. As people often do at clubs, everyone was trying to hook up, if only for the night.
Numbers, signs, all of them mixing and mingling. It was fun for everyone, except for one number.
7 was getting tired of the crap. 16 always had a line of hotties behind him. Why couldn't 7?
7 asked 16, "Hey man, why do you always have all of the girls?"
16 said "You mean like 8, 4, and 2?"
"Yeah, 8, 4, and 2! I can only get one number!", exclaimed 7.
"Everyone can have 1, it takes a real number to get the hotties like 8" said 16, "You've got to expand your horizions."
"But I'm only divisible by 1 and myself. 1's just diseased, everyone has her, and I'm tired of just having my self" cried 7.
"That's just the way your are man. You're not divisible enough!", said 16.
7 left, married 1, and promptly had a bunch of kids. Some were deformed and irrational. She later took him onto the Jerry Springer Show and revealed that she was having an affair with 0.
The moral of the story?
If you wants a good time, yous gots ta be non-prime