Need some ideas for a present...(something weird)

[PHiuR]

Flowers would be too unoriginal.

This girl got me a can of spam with love notes on it...
I want to try to top it, what can I get her?

 

[Manuwell]

A can of spam with love notes IN it !

 

[sniperruff]

a love note with words assembled with pieces of spam. duh.

 

[2Xtreme21]

Are you Christian? Check out the new sex store that opened.

 

[PHiuR]

Originally posted by: Manuwell
A can of spam with love notes IN it !

If I could, it would be a totally sweet idea.

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
Are you Christian? Check out the new sex store that opened.

haha

Give her some Dragon Ball Z cards with a player's manual. Always a turn on, works for me everytime.

 

[skywhr]

A rubber fist

 

[SonnyDaze]

A can of Treet with love notes on it. Treet is made from the leftovers after making Spam.

 

[heathertre]

Your right ear

 

[Icanoutsmokeany1]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze
A can of Treet with love notes on it. Treet is made from the leftovers after making Spam.

Hahaha

The leftovers of Spam actually become another product?

That is beautiful and completely horrible at the same time.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Chocolate coated grasshoppers.

 

[mrrman]

body condom

 

[SmoochyTX]

Slice Spam. Carve out the letters of her name in aforementioned Spam slices. Fry Spam. Put Spam letters on fancy plate.

Serve with caesar salad and a nice glass of wine.

 

[PHiuR]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Slice Spam. Carve out the letters of her name in aforementioned Spam slices. Fry Spam. Put Spam letters on fancy plate.

Serve with caesar salad and a nice glass of wine.

lol, solid.

 

[IronWing]

Lite Brite pic of yourself flipping her off.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: PHiuR

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Slice Spam. Carve out the letters of her name in aforementioned Spam slices. Fry Spam. Put Spam letters on fancy plate.

Serve with caesar salad and a nice glass of wine.

lol, solid.

Let us know how it goes.

 

[PHiuR]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: PHiuR

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Slice Spam. Carve out the letters of her name in aforementioned Spam slices. Fry Spam. Put Spam letters on fancy plate.

Serve with caesar salad and a nice glass of wine.

lol, solid.

Let us know how it goes.

I need to make dinner for her first, i don't think i'll be having dinner with her this weekend...so when it does happen i will remember to update this post.

 

[Spacehead]

Originally posted by: PHiuR

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: PHiuR

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Slice Spam. Carve out the letters of her name in aforementioned Spam slices. Fry Spam. Put Spam letters on fancy plate.

Serve with caesar salad and a nice glass of wine.

lol, solid.

Let us know how it goes.

I need to make dinner for her first, i don't think i'll be having dinner with her this weekend...so when it does happen i will remember to update this post with pics.

Fixed

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Slice Spam. Carve out the letters of her name in aforementioned Spam slices. Fry Spam. Put Spam letters on fancy plate.

Serve with caesar salad and a nice glass of wine.

Damn that sounds romantic.

 

[AznSensation]

D*ck in a box of course!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

step 1. cut a hole in the box
step 2. put your junk in the box
step 3. let her open the box

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Slice Spam. Carve out the letters of her name in aforementioned Spam slices. Fry Spam. Put Spam letters on fancy plate.

Serve with caesar salad and a nice glass of wine.

Damn that sounds romantic.

Damned skippy!

 

[FP]

Herpes