Need some ideas for a present...(something weird)

[PHiuR]

Flowers would be too unoriginal.

This girl got me a can of spam with love notes on it...
I want to try to top it, what can I get her?

 

[Manuwell]

A can of spam with love notes IN it !

 

[sniperruff]

a love note with words assembled with pieces of spam. duh.

 

[2Xtreme21]

Are you Christian? Check out the new sex store that opened.

 

[PHiuR]

Originally posted by: Manuwell
A can of spam with love notes IN it !

If I could, it would be a totally sweet idea.

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
Are you Christian? Check out the new sex store that opened.

haha

Give her some Dragon Ball Z cards with a player's manual. Always a turn on, works for me everytime.

 

[skywhr]

A rubber fist

 

[SonnyDaze]

A can of Treet with love notes on it. Treet is made from the leftovers after making Spam. 🙂

 

[heathertre]

Your right ear

 

[Icanoutsmokeany1]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze
A can of Treet with love notes on it. Treet is made from the leftovers after making Spam. 🙂

Hahaha

The leftovers of Spam actually become another product?

That is beautiful and completely horrible at the same time.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Chocolate coated grasshoppers.

 

[mrrman]

body condom

 

[SmoochyTX]

Slice Spam. Carve out the letters of her name in aforementioned Spam slices. Fry Spam. Put Spam letters on fancy plate.

Serve with caesar salad and a nice glass of wine.

 

[PHiuR]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Slice Spam. Carve out the letters of her name in aforementioned Spam slices. Fry Spam. Put Spam letters on fancy plate.

Serve with caesar salad and a nice glass of wine.

lol, solid.

 

[IronWing]

Lite Brite pic of yourself flipping her off.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: PHiuR

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Slice Spam. Carve out the letters of her name in aforementioned Spam slices. Fry Spam. Put Spam letters on fancy plate.

Serve with caesar salad and a nice glass of wine.

lol, solid.

Let us know how it goes. 😉

 

[PHiuR]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: PHiuR

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Slice Spam. Carve out the letters of her name in aforementioned Spam slices. Fry Spam. Put Spam letters on fancy plate.

Serve with caesar salad and a nice glass of wine.

lol, solid.

Let us know how it goes. 😉

I need to make dinner for her first, i don't think i'll be having dinner with her this weekend...so when it does happen i will remember to update this post.

 

[Spacehead]

Originally posted by: PHiuR

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: PHiuR

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Slice Spam. Carve out the letters of her name in aforementioned Spam slices. Fry Spam. Put Spam letters on fancy plate.

Serve with caesar salad and a nice glass of wine.

lol, solid.

Let us know how it goes. 😉

I need to make dinner for her first, i don't think i'll be having dinner with her this weekend...so when it does happen i will remember to update this post with pics.

Fixed

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Slice Spam. Carve out the letters of her name in aforementioned Spam slices. Fry Spam. Put Spam letters on fancy plate.

Serve with caesar salad and a nice glass of wine.

Damn that sounds romantic. 😛

 

[AznSensation]

D*ck in a box of course!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

step 1. cut a hole in the box
step 2. put your junk in the box
step 3. let her open the box

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Slice Spam. Carve out the letters of her name in aforementioned Spam slices. Fry Spam. Put Spam letters on fancy plate.

Serve with caesar salad and a nice glass of wine.

Damn that sounds romantic. 😛

Damned skippy! 😀

 

[FP]

Herpes