Need some help ATOT...

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Lifer
Mar 29, 2005
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okay so this is not h3lp for my homework or anything at all...but I got this te4cher who I want to impress and I need to know what the answer of X^2/(0)=1 is...but its not for homework I just want to see if people know the answer, my friend is interested also......

Oh and for extra credit the teacher says we can bring in those code things that you get on the bottom of mt. dew. caps...if you could PM me the codes I would appreciate it, I am going to donate them to the school for money...

but instead of PM'ing me could you actually just visit this site www.notascam.com and sign up for the free ipod and then when it asks you for codes enter them there...I promise its the read d34l and all, and afte 6 months that site will ship you one, just mention my name when it asks...its definately legit, I already got one.....they said its coming in the mail in six months....so uber cool isnt it!

so if you could do that I would maybe send you some money on paypal but I need you PIN number first to put the money in...you can trust me!

















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**El CUIDADO**
de este hilo de rosca es una parodiar y una broma. Por favor tome a te las medidas de seguridad apropiadas en ver este poste. Si uno encuentra este poste no divertido por favor para quitar el palillo de asno y poste de la vuelta con en 30 días para un reembolso completo, (envío virtual no incluido). Por ois de este poste protegidos Estados Unidos y tratados internacionales. Este poste no se puede copiar o no redistibuted sin el permiso de la liga nacional del balompié. Este poste puede causar es solamente los efectos secundarios comunes, que pueden incluir dolores de cabeza y el deseo golpear la cara de Op. Sys.. Si ocurre la muerte inmediatamente parada que ve este poste y consulte a su médico. Mientras que lee este poste no injiera el alchohol mientras que funciona machinary pesado. Mientras que en el proceso de llameante el DE OP. SYS., si su erección del e-pene dura más de 4 horas, insertan su propia broma aquí. Baterías no incluidas.


;)
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: Son of a N00b
okay so this is not h3lp for my homework or anything at all...but I got this te4cher who I want to impress and I need to know what the answer of X^2/(0)=1 is...but its not for homework I just want to see if people know the answer, my friend is interested also......

Oh and for extra credit the teacher says we can bring in those code things that you get on the bottom of mt. dew. caps...if you could PM me the codes I would appreciate it, I am going to donate them to the school for money...

but instead of PM'ing me could you actually just visit this site www.notascam.com and sign up for the free ipod and then when it asks you for codes enter them there...I promise its the read d34l and all, and afte 6 months that site will ship you one, just mention my name when it asks...its definately legit, I already got one.....they said its coming in the mail in six months....so uber cool isnt it!

so if you could do that I would maybe send you some money on paypal but I need you PIN number first to put the money in...you can trust me!


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This thread is a parody and a joke. The opinions expressed in this post are not neccecarily those expressed by the OP or its subsideraries. This post is not available in stores, It may be found in Canada at a cheaper retail price. This post is void in New Jersey. Any resembalance of this post to any other posts, living or dead, is purely coincidence. Any other use of this post other than its authorized use is strictly prohibited. This post may cause drowsiness in lab animals. Please take the proper safety measures in viewing this post. If one finds this post not funny please remove stick from ass and return post with in 30 days for a full refund, (virtual shipping not included). This post is protected by united states and international treaties and this post may not be reproduced or redistibuted without the permission of the national football league. This post may cause rare but common side effects, which may include headaches and wanting to bash the OP's face. If death occurs, immediately stop viewing this post and consult your physician. While reading this post do not ingest alchohol and resume sexual activity while operating heavy machinary. If you are in the process of flaming the OP and your e-penis erection lasts more than 4 hours, insert your own joke here. If you experience psycotic episodes, you are crazy. Batteries not included.

**El CUIDADO**
de este hilo de rosca es una parodiar y una broma. Por favor tome a te las medidas de seguridad apropiadas en ver este poste. Si uno encuentra este poste no divertido por favor para quitar el palillo de asno y poste de la vuelta con en 30 días para un reembolso completo, (envío virtual no incluido). Por ois de este poste protegidos Estados Unidos y tratados internacionales. Este poste no se puede copiar o no redistibuted sin el permiso de la liga nacional del balompié. Este poste puede causar es solamente los efectos secundarios comunes, que pueden incluir dolores de cabeza y el deseo golpear la cara de Op. Sys.. Si ocurre la muerte inmediatamente parada que ve este poste y consulte a su médico. Mientras que lee este poste no injiera el alchohol mientras que funciona machinary pesado. Mientras que en el proceso de llameante el DE OP. SYS., si su erección del e-pene dura más de 4 horas, insertan su propia broma aquí. Baterías no incluidas.


;)

Haven't you posted this before? :confused:
 

Wallydraigle

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If there's always room for Jello®, then that means that in any container there will still be room for more Jello®, no matter how much Jello® you have added to it previously. Therefore we could say that Jello®+Jello®=Jello®. Solving for Jello®, we get Jello®=0, which is obviously false, since our own faculties tell us that it has definite dimensions >0, even if those dimensions are somewhat nebulous and difficult to measure precisely. This leaves us with the other solution to the equation, Jello®=8. This is impossible since we've already established that Jello® has finite dimensions. Moreover, one package of Jello® will not yield unlimited quantities of the delicious desert, able to feed multitudes. If that were the case then anyone off the street could upstage Jesus and claim messiahship for the small price of $.59. It would be chaos I tell you.

It's the conundrum of the age.
 

SVT Cobra

Lifer
Mar 29, 2005
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Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: Son of a N00b
okay so this is not h3lp for my homework or anything at all...but I got this te4cher who I want to impress and I need to know what the answer of X^2/(0)=1 is...but its not for homework I just want to see if people know the answer, my friend is interested also......

Oh and for extra credit the teacher says we can bring in those code things that you get on the bottom of mt. dew. caps...if you could PM me the codes I would appreciate it, I am going to donate them to the school for money...

but instead of PM'ing me could you actually just visit this site www.notascam.com and sign up for the free ipod and then when it asks you for codes enter them there...I promise its the read d34l and all, and afte 6 months that site will ship you one, just mention my name when it asks...its definately legit, I already got one.....they said its coming in the mail in six months....so uber cool isnt it!

so if you could do that I would maybe send you some money on paypal but I need you PIN number first to put the money in...you can trust me!


**WARNING**
This thread is a parody and a joke. The opinions expressed in this post are not neccecarily those expressed by the OP or its subsideraries. This post is not available in stores, It may be found in Canada at a cheaper retail price. This post is void in New Jersey. Any resembalance of this post to any other posts, living or dead, is purely coincidence. Any other use of this post other than its authorized use is strictly prohibited. This post may cause drowsiness in lab animals. Please take the proper safety measures in viewing this post. If one finds this post not funny please remove stick from ass and return post with in 30 days for a full refund, (virtual shipping not included). This post is protected by united states and international treaties and this post may not be reproduced or redistibuted without the permission of the national football league. This post may cause rare but common side effects, which may include headaches and wanting to bash the OP's face. If death occurs, immediately stop viewing this post and consult your physician. While reading this post do not ingest alchohol and resume sexual activity while operating heavy machinary. If you are in the process of flaming the OP and your e-penis erection lasts more than 4 hours, insert your own joke here. If you experience psycotic episodes, you are crazy. Batteries not included.

**El CUIDADO**
de este hilo de rosca es una parodiar y una broma. Por favor tome a te las medidas de seguridad apropiadas en ver este poste. Si uno encuentra este poste no divertido por favor para quitar el palillo de asno y poste de la vuelta con en 30 días para un reembolso completo, (envío virtual no incluido). Por ois de este poste protegidos Estados Unidos y tratados internacionales. Este poste no se puede copiar o no redistibuted sin el permiso de la liga nacional del balompié. Este poste puede causar es solamente los efectos secundarios comunes, que pueden incluir dolores de cabeza y el deseo golpear la cara de Op. Sys.. Si ocurre la muerte inmediatamente parada que ve este poste y consulte a su médico. Mientras que lee este poste no injiera el alchohol mientras que funciona machinary pesado. Mientras que en el proceso de llameante el DE OP. SYS., si su erección del e-pene dura más de 4 horas, insertan su propia broma aquí. Baterías no incluidas.


;)

Haven't you posted this before? :confused:

yes it is my parody disclaimer for those that cannot figure it out..now leave my thread zim stop crapping in every one of mine
 

SVT Cobra

Lifer
Mar 29, 2005
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Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
If there's always room for Jello®, then that means that in any container there will still be room for more Jello®, no matter how much Jello® you have added to it previously. Therefore we could say that Jello®+Jello®=Jello®. Solving for Jello®, we get Jello®=0, which is obviously false, since our own faculties tell us that it has definite dimensions >0, even if those dimensions are somewhat nebulous and difficult to measure precisely. This leaves us with the other solution to the equation, Jello®=8. This is impossible since we've already established that Jello® has finite dimensions. Moreover, one package of Jello® will not yield unlimited quantities of the delicious desert, able to feed multitudes. If that were the case then anyone off the street could upstage Jesus and claim messiahship for the small price of $.59. It would be chaos I tell you.

It's the conundrum of the age.

:thumbsup::laugh:
 

Zim Hosein

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Nov 27, 1999
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Originally posted by: Son of a N00b
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: Son of a N00b
okay so this is not h3lp for my homework or anything at all...but I got this te4cher who I want to impress and I need to know what the answer of X^2/(0)=1 is...but its not for homework I just want to see if people know the answer, my friend is interested also......

Oh and for extra credit the teacher says we can bring in those code things that you get on the bottom of mt. dew. caps...if you could PM me the codes I would appreciate it, I am going to donate them to the school for money...

but instead of PM'ing me could you actually just visit this site www.notascam.com and sign up for the free ipod and then when it asks you for codes enter them there...I promise its the read d34l and all, and afte 6 months that site will ship you one, just mention my name when it asks...its definately legit, I already got one.....they said its coming in the mail in six months....so uber cool isnt it!

so if you could do that I would maybe send you some money on paypal but I need you PIN number first to put the money in...you can trust me!


**WARNING**
This thread is a parody and a joke. The opinions expressed in this post are not neccecarily those expressed by the OP or its subsideraries. This post is not available in stores, It may be found in Canada at a cheaper retail price. This post is void in New Jersey. Any resembalance of this post to any other posts, living or dead, is purely coincidence. Any other use of this post other than its authorized use is strictly prohibited. This post may cause drowsiness in lab animals. Please take the proper safety measures in viewing this post. If one finds this post not funny please remove stick from ass and return post with in 30 days for a full refund, (virtual shipping not included). This post is protected by united states and international treaties and this post may not be reproduced or redistibuted without the permission of the national football league. This post may cause rare but common side effects, which may include headaches and wanting to bash the OP's face. If death occurs, immediately stop viewing this post and consult your physician. While reading this post do not ingest alchohol and resume sexual activity while operating heavy machinary. If you are in the process of flaming the OP and your e-penis erection lasts more than 4 hours, insert your own joke here. If you experience psycotic episodes, you are crazy. Batteries not included.

**El CUIDADO**
de este hilo de rosca es una parodiar y una broma. Por favor tome a te las medidas de seguridad apropiadas en ver este poste. Si uno encuentra este poste no divertido por favor para quitar el palillo de asno y poste de la vuelta con en 30 días para un reembolso completo, (envío virtual no incluido). Por ois de este poste protegidos Estados Unidos y tratados internacionales. Este poste no se puede copiar o no redistibuted sin el permiso de la liga nacional del balompié. Este poste puede causar es solamente los efectos secundarios comunes, que pueden incluir dolores de cabeza y el deseo golpear la cara de Op. Sys.. Si ocurre la muerte inmediatamente parada que ve este poste y consulte a su médico. Mientras que lee este poste no injiera el alchohol mientras que funciona machinary pesado. Mientras que en el proceso de llameante el DE OP. SYS., si su erección del e-pene dura más de 4 horas, insertan su propia broma aquí. Baterías no incluidas.


;)

Haven't you posted this before? :confused:

yes it is my parody disclaimer for those that cannot figure it out..now leave my thread zim stop crapping in every one of mine

Relax, you don't tell me what to do.

 

SVT Cobra

Lifer
Mar 29, 2005
13,264
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Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: Son of a N00b
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: Son of a N00b
okay so this is not h3lp for my homework or anything at all...but I got this te4cher who I want to impress and I need to know what the answer of X^2/(0)=1 is...but its not for homework I just want to see if people know the answer, my friend is interested also......

Oh and for extra credit the teacher says we can bring in those code things that you get on the bottom of mt. dew. caps...if you could PM me the codes I would appreciate it, I am going to donate them to the school for money...

but instead of PM'ing me could you actually just visit this site www.notascam.com and sign up for the free ipod and then when it asks you for codes enter them there...I promise its the read d34l and all, and afte 6 months that site will ship you one, just mention my name when it asks...its definately legit, I already got one.....they said its coming in the mail in six months....so uber cool isnt it!

so if you could do that I would maybe send you some money on paypal but I need you PIN number first to put the money in...you can trust me!


**WARNING**
This thread is a parody and a joke. The opinions expressed in this post are not neccecarily those expressed by the OP or its subsideraries. This post is not available in stores, It may be found in Canada at a cheaper retail price. This post is void in New Jersey. Any resembalance of this post to any other posts, living or dead, is purely coincidence. Any other use of this post other than its authorized use is strictly prohibited. This post may cause drowsiness in lab animals. Please take the proper safety measures in viewing this post. If one finds this post not funny please remove stick from ass and return post with in 30 days for a full refund, (virtual shipping not included). This post is protected by united states and international treaties and this post may not be reproduced or redistibuted without the permission of the national football league. This post may cause rare but common side effects, which may include headaches and wanting to bash the OP's face. If death occurs, immediately stop viewing this post and consult your physician. While reading this post do not ingest alchohol and resume sexual activity while operating heavy machinary. If you are in the process of flaming the OP and your e-penis erection lasts more than 4 hours, insert your own joke here. If you experience psycotic episodes, you are crazy. Batteries not included.

**El CUIDADO**
de este hilo de rosca es una parodiar y una broma. Por favor tome a te las medidas de seguridad apropiadas en ver este poste. Si uno encuentra este poste no divertido por favor para quitar el palillo de asno y poste de la vuelta con en 30 días para un reembolso completo, (envío virtual no incluido). Por ois de este poste protegidos Estados Unidos y tratados internacionales. Este poste no se puede copiar o no redistibuted sin el permiso de la liga nacional del balompié. Este poste puede causar es solamente los efectos secundarios comunes, que pueden incluir dolores de cabeza y el deseo golpear la cara de Op. Sys.. Si ocurre la muerte inmediatamente parada que ve este poste y consulte a su médico. Mientras que lee este poste no injiera el alchohol mientras que funciona machinary pesado. Mientras que en el proceso de llameante el DE OP. SYS., si su erección del e-pene dura más de 4 horas, insertan su propia broma aquí. Baterías no incluidas.


;)

Haven't you posted this before? :confused:

yes it is my parody disclaimer for those that cannot figure it out..now leave my thread zim stop crapping in every one of mine

Relax, you don't tell me what to do.

no I do not, but personal attacks or thread crapping is not tolerated...