need some funny signs

[Semidevil]

I want to make a sign to put in my front door to let people know that "no shoes are allowed in the house.

I dont want to use the usual "no shoes allowed" slogan. I cant think of any funny ways. do you guys have any ideas??

thanks

 

[Ryan]

"no shoes" in google brings up some stuff

 

[imported_Tick]

Shoes are for turtles!

 

[arcenite]

"No shoes you stooge"

 

[Kerouactivist]

Link

 

[Engineer]

Welcome to Kentucky!

er....wait....

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Nude feet zone

 

[FreshFish]

"If you leave your shoes on I will eat your face"

 

[mugs]

I don't swim in your toilet, please don't wear your shoes in my house.

 

[WW]

http://www.bravesurf.com/acatalog/sea_weed_surf_sign_REMOVE_SHOES_sml.jpg

or "no shoes, no shirt....no problem!"

or a pic of some feet in socks, and the words "hint, hint" at the bottom

or just buy a carpet cleaning machine and relax a little.......

 

[compnovice]

Only one thing welcome: Your Soul or Your Sole
Take your pick.

 

[SagaLore]

"Please leave your soles at the door."

"I enjoy foot odor"

"My carpet feels nice on your feet"

 

[us3rnotfound]

"eata dick"

 

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