Need poetry...

[ruffilb]

I need some good poetry for tomorrow's english class.

So I can win food !

 

[laurenlex]

Fall, oh fall
I smell you in the breeze
Summer is gone
But not my venerial disease
My memories were fond
Of Jess, the skanky blonde
But there is still puss on my weiner

 

[DragonMasterAlex]

I have a bunch of *really bad* poems I wrote in my teens and early 20's, does that count?

Jason

 

[ruffilb]

Let me clarify: it has to be a published author.

 

[mdchesne]

Seagulls in Flight
M Chesney

A graceful dive, then graceful flight,
birds silhouetted by summer's dying light;
to fly, oh they heart does weep,
to lift one's wings and take a leep;
to be sailing the clouding skies as the seas;
once mezmerized, but my hope did cease,
as my eyes rest upon the harbor gull,
who looks no better than Jethro Thrull,
the creature I once hoped to be;
the stinky seagul who landed next to me.

 

[mdchesne]

what's this? noone else at ATOT can come up with a poem like that *snaps fingers*

sad, sad day when people aren't cultured enough to find a poem let alone write one

 

[ruffilb]

It's got to be a published poem about fall, which narrows it down quite a bit.

It can be distantly or abstractly related to fall, however, just as long as I can explain how.

 

[mdchesne]

that's too easy. google search (first link) gave these:
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/1133/seasonalpoems/autumn.html

making one is harder and better IMHO

 

[Lonyo]

There was a young man from Brazil
Who got tangled up with a drill
It went through his smalls
Straight into his balls
And now when he talks he's quite shrill.

^^ Could have happened in Autumn (Fall).

 

[Nitemare]

Take your pick....NSFW there.

 

[ruffilb]

Ok, got a good one.

Now I've got to write one of my own - I'm thinking a haiku or something else lazy.

 

[mdchesne]

something lazy:

*insert poetry corner drums*
Fall,
cold air,
sweaters with colors,
winter's coming,
i forgot my hat

*finger snap appluase*