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Need ideas for revenge

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duffman1

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Ok heres the story ill make it nice and short cause no one likes to read alot. A few kids smashed my car windshield. I found out where 1 of them live and soon to find out where the other 2 live. Whats some good things i could do for revenge? Something unique and original.

EDIT: I called the police they didnt do anythign about it because i didnt actualy see them break it. Although 2min after it was smashed i saw them runnin down the street. Cops are morons.

EDIT: friend said i should freeze shaving cream and take off the packaging smash his car windows and throw it in and when it warms up it will expand and fill the entire car.
 
Too late for that if he waited. He has to do that right at the incident otherwise it has no merit.

Don't be stupid. Tell there parents possibly and see what happens.
 
Challenge them to a chilli cook off, kill their parents, chop them off into pieces, make a chilli out of them and then feed it to these kids?
 
Originally posted by: Argo
Challenge them to a chilli cook off, kill their parents, chop them off into pieces, make a chilli out of them and then feed it to these kids?
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FTW!
 
you should not take the law into your own hands

report them to the police


then move to a shack in montana so they can't bother you anymore
 
I'd have to go with 'Call the cops' in this situation. If you did choose to put a brick through their window or whatever, you've already left a data trail that will come back and bite you.

Small claims court, perhaps? Much less rigid standards than trying to get them arrested and you do still get reimbursed- plus there is an official, legal record that points a finger at the punks if your windshield mysteriosly attracts a rock next week.
 
Originally posted by: Argo
Challenge them to a chilli cook off, kill their parents, chop them off into pieces, make a chilli out of them and then feed it to these kids?
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Ha ha... what's that from? I've seen it before...

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yeah i think it was from south park...
 
Originally posted by: Biggerhammer
I'd have to go with 'Call the cops' in this situation. If you did choose to put a brick through their window or whatever, you've already left a data trail that will come back and bite you.

Small claims court, perhaps? Much less rigid standards than trying to get them arrested and you do still get reimbursed- plus there is an official, legal record that points a finger at the punks if your windshield mysteriosly attracts a rock next week.
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:thumbsup:
 
1st rule of revenge: Wait a full year. You will have more than enough time to come up with a plan, and you will never be suspected.
 
Find them, open them up, and then hang them using their own intestines in front of their parents' houses with words written in blood saying "You should not have procreated. Fixed."
 
Take off the tips of their left pinkies. It'll teach them a lesson, but wouldn't be such a noticible deforment. In fact, 95% of people wouldn't even notice the missing finger tip unless they were told it.
 
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