douchebag. I think it fits well =P
Neocron.. that came out like a year or so ago, right? maybe more.. I didn't think anyone in the world played that.
Depending on your character, you could try for a dictionary word, like "Stupor" or something.
OR, since you're from that place called England, you could go by a snazzy name like "bloke", actually I know nothing.
How you doin, bloke? do they still call cigarettes f a g s over there?