Need help

[ViperMagic]

OK this is a long story so dont ask. I just need a way to keep my computer offline that:
1) Isnt obscenley obvious i did anything (IE removing the mode, etc)
2) Is hard to find unless you know what your looking for
3) Would stay on if windows got restarted
Thanks guys

 

[rangeLife]

i'm confused...could you:
1) be more specific
2) explain the situation
3) clearly express your need

 

[Balt]

Just go into the TCP/IP protocols and choose a lot of erroneous options.

 

[ViperMagic]

I need to keep my computer from connecting to the internet. Why? Well, thats a long story. But it has to look like I really didnt do anything (to someone whose entire online knoweldge consistes of gamefaqs.com), it cant be something insanly obvious like changing the phone number, you have to look to see wtf is wrong, and if windows should happen to restart in this time, it would have to stay. And dont make fun of my lists :|

 

[DAM]

what the fvck are you talking about? you want to keep a computer from coming online is that what youre asking? are you drunk while asking this?

well, here are some ways to keep the comp fromm getting online.


if on dialup:
-disconnected the phone cord.
-go into phone jack and snip some cables from behind the plate
-uninstall modem/remove modem
-install wrong drivers on modem


dam()

 

[gopunk]

long story is fine, i can read fast, why don't you post it?

 

[frizzlefry]

ummmm why don't you just right click the network connection and say disable?

 

[Jfur]

unplug the rj-11 or -45 or whatever

 

[bacillus]

just disable the modem under general in device manager!