Need help with writing poem on Crocodiles

Chubbz

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Oct 2, 2001
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I am NOT a good rhymer AT ALL, and trust me ive been trying to get this poem done. It just seems impossible with my abilities. For Bio AP, I have to write a poem on crocodiles that involves lots of biological, evolutionary, etc. information. I seek the help of the common ATer to bring me out of the hell I am in.

Yeah, this project is kinda weird for a Biology AP class. go fig.
 

Yossarian

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I have a small collection of poetry that I've written about crocs, gators, and small amphibians. I'm not sharing it though.
 

glen

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There once was a lonely alligator,
who when alone was a masterbator,
He spies a she croc,
and liked her a lot,
and hit it with a vibrator
 

Chubbz

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i guess you could consider it as "having someone else do it for me" because it is. but i really need help, im just asking for one verse at most from anyone willing to help. Or maybe some weird facts that not a lot of people know.

LOL Glen
 

DaveSimmons

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Crikey! Croc-y Chomp-y Crunch!

Sounds like part of the point was for you to dig up some "weird facts that not a lot of people know" and display some knowledge of mister croc.

Learning to do your own research is a Good Thing unless you're planning on a career as a sanitation engineer.