Need help with a Spanish phrase.

[shortylickens]

How do you say:
"Please stop harassing me or I'll call Immigration."
It needs to be broken Spanish, i.e. what the Mexicans use.

When I take Spanish in the upcoming school year I intend to learn a lot more, but I think this will be enough to get me by for the summer.

 

[sciwizam]

La parada o yo llamará el ICE?

(Google Translator)

 

[CKent]

Mucho me gusta los hombres.

 

[SonnyDaze]

déjame en paz or me call La Migra bisch.....

 

[shortylickens]

I did not know google could translate. I got this:

"pare por favor me acosando o llamaré inmigración"

Maybe I should write in on a card and practice.

 

[gorcorps]

I'm more interested in why you need to know how to say it right now. Sounds like fun, but don't get shanked

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
I did not know google could translate. I got this:

"pare por favor me acosando o llamaré inmigración"

Maybe I should write in on a card and practice.

That is really bad Spanish

How rude do you want to be?

In ascending rudeness factor



¡Dejame de ___ or llamaré la mígra!

mollestar
jorobar
hinchar
joder

 

[SunSamurai]

I have a feeling alot of the responses translate into "I like boys"

 

[shortylickens]

I wanna be polite but serious. I have no desire to be deliberately insulting to a random stanger, even if he is a criminal walking around on my streets free as a bird.

Originally posted by: gorcorps
I'm more interested in why you need to know how to say it right now. Sounds like fun, but don't get shanked

I dont wanna get into all the problems Northern Virginia has right now. You can read up on that in P&N.
Suffice to say illegals have stopped being afraid of getting deported and they are starting to act like they own the place. I know they wont be going anywhere. They are here to stay, I get that. But while they are here they need to learn some fucking manners.

Tried pulling into a parking spot today and some dumb asshole was standing in the way. I asked him to please move so I could pull in. Got an earful of "pendeho's" and "loco's". I had a heck of a time understanding what the hell he was saying, but eventually I realized he was speaking his version of English and was telling me to park somewhere else. I did not like him to much at that point.

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: SunSamurai
I have a feeling alot of the responses translate into "I like boys"

Interesting enough, only CKent gave an answer similar to that. He used men instead of boys.

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
I wanna be polite but serious. I have no desire to be deliberately insulting to a random stanger, even if he is a criminal walking around on my streets free as a bird.

then Dejame en paz should be used.

 

[ChanHo78]

you should say 'me gusta poner manzanas en mi colo' he won't mess with ya again.

 

[SunSamurai]

If youre being harassed, why dont you just simply.... call immigration. Becuse if you say it first then he doesn't stop and you do call immigration, he'll know who did it. Goodluck with THAT

 

[El Guaraguao]

DAY-HA-MAY EN PAS. POON-NIET-AH!

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: ChanHo78
you should say 'me gusta poner piñas en mi culo' he won't mess with ya again.

fixed it for ya

 

[ChAoTiCpInOy]

Where will you be saying this phrase? Just wondering.

 

[sciwizam]

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: ChanHo78
you should say 'me gusta poner piñas en mi culo' he won't mess with ya again.

fixed it for ya

He likes boner penii in his colon?

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
I wanna be polite but serious. I have no desire to be deliberately insulting to a random stanger, even if he is a criminal walking around on my streets free as a bird.

Originally posted by: gorcorps
I'm more interested in why you need to know how to say it right now. Sounds like fun, but don't get shanked

I dont wanna get into all the problems Northern Virginia has right now. You can read up on that in P&N.
Suffice to say illegals have stopped being afraid of getting deported and they are starting to act like they own the place. I know they wont be going anywhere. They are here to stay, I get that. But while they are here they need to learn some fucking manners.

Tried pulling into a parking spot today and some dumb asshole was standing in the way. I asked him to please move so I could pull in. Got an earful of "pendeho's" and "loco's". I had a heck of a time understanding what the hell he was saying, but eventually I realized he was speaking his version of English and was telling me to park somewhere else. I did not like him to much at that point.

Go to old car lot and get a very old drivable car with chrome bumpers. Then you can use the bumpers properly.

In the situation you described, I would have said this


"La puta madre que te pario movete or te movere con mi carro."

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: sciwizam

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: ChanHo78
you should say 'me gusta poner piñas en mi culo' he won't mess with ya again.

fixed it for ya

He likes boner penii in his colon?

piñas can be pineapples or fists
culo=ass

poner=put

 

[sciwizam]

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: sciwizam

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: ChanHo78
you should say 'me gusta poner piñas en mi culo' he won't mess with ya again.

fixed it for ya

He likes boner penii in his colon?

piñas can be pineapples or fists
culo=ass

poner=put

Close enough

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: sciwizam

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: sciwizam

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: ChanHo78
you should say 'me gusta poner piñas en mi culo' he won't mess with ya again.

fixed it for ya

He likes boner penii in his colon?

piñas can be pineapples or fists
culo=ass

poner=put

Close enough

I don't know where you are from, but if your boners look like pineapple, I think you should go see a doctor.

 

[wallybear]

"no me molestas o voy a llamar la policia de immigracion"

 

[Barfo]

Deja de molestarme o llamo a la migra.

 

[Arcadio]

Be prepared for a comeback when they reply: "Somos Ciudadanos Americanos asi que llame a quien quiera, hijo de puta"

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: Arcadio
Be prepared for a comeback when they reply: "Somos Ciudadanos Americanos asi que llame a quien quiera, hijo de puta"

Are you warning me to be prepared for an asshole mexican to mouth off at me?
Have you been anywhere near Virginia/DC in the past 10 years?