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Need help in taking revenge

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SpiderX

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Okay, here's the deal. I've been working as a parts courier for our family shop for the past month. Across the street there is a computer store that is run by a bunch of real dicks. They don't like when we park on the street by their business, keep in mind they have a parking lot on the other side and we park on the side, not in front of the store. It's public property and I'm the only one who pretty much parks there. (Keep in mind we get their customers parking in our lot all the time, we don't really care) In the past they have been known to key cars of people who park there.

So since I started working there, one of the guys was shoveling the sidewalk and shoveled all the snow in the front and back of my car. Pretty funny. And today I came out to find someone dumped a mixture of water and salt on the front of the car and windshield. So now I'm pissed. It's a Taurus so it's not a big deal, but still pissed.

I need ideas on how to get them back without me going to jail and getting charged. I was thinking about taking 4 or 5 dozen eggs and just plastering the windows of the store. Or even paint.

Any other good ideas? Ones that won't make me post a Your Advice I'm In Jail Thread (YAIIJT) in a week.

Thanks
 
forget that revenge crap id go in there and tell them if they ever touch my car again id personally kick the crap out of them
 
Let me ask you this, Is it really worth it?

I would forget about the eggs thing, get a big bottles of Elmers glue
put them in a paint tray and get a cheap paint roller and have fun.

But have you tried say water around there car tires and see if it freezes
not sure that would work though.
 
if there are no cameras about, simply stick a dead fish to the underside of thier car, after a few weeks it'll hum pretty bad
 
Originally posted by: boyRacer
Originally posted by: kevin000
Send an anonymous submission to Microsoft about illegal software...
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...or the RIAA 😀 they'll go after anyone it seems like... 🙂
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Microsoft is against businesses using illegal software. They'll actually investiage. They advertise about it all over NYC...
 
Originally posted by: kevin000
Originally posted by: boyRacer
Originally posted by: kevin000
Send an anonymous submission to Microsoft about illegal software...
Click to expand...

...or the RIAA 😀 they'll go after anyone it seems like... 🙂
Click to expand...

Microsoft is against businesses using illegal software. They'll actually investiage. They advertise about it all over NYC...
Click to expand...

is that worse than the IRS?
 
Originally posted by: yellowfiero
Originally posted by: kevin000
Originally posted by: boyRacer
Originally posted by: kevin000
Send an anonymous submission to Microsoft about illegal software...
Click to expand...

...or the RIAA 😀 they'll go after anyone it seems like... 🙂
Click to expand...

Microsoft is against businesses using illegal software. They'll actually investiage. They advertise about it all over NYC...
Click to expand...

is that worse than the IRS?
Click to expand...

They'll fine them heavily or shut them down...
 
i say get some paint thinner..walk by there car and dump it all over it.


in about 15 mintues.. there paint will start to bubble on there car!
 
poke them with a reasonably sharp stick 24/7.

or just throw a rock in the front display. Just make sure it isn't plexiglass and actually glass. Lots of store fronts use double sheets of glass to save on heating/cooling. You can tell because the inside of the glass will feel like a diff temp than the outside. Replacing is costly.
 
oooo yes, my fav. sport - revenge! first, read up "Count of Monte Cristo" and get some inspiration 😀

1. what will it hurt them the most? (loss of business, humiliation, inconvinience, nastyness, etc.)
2. how do u implement 1. without getting into trouble - plausible denial
3. how do u give the impression of innocence (hey, how'd i kno where that banana peel came from?)

i'd say call Microsoft, IRS, INS 😀

if not, scoop up some fresh dog poop (better if its ur own dog) and smear some under his car's door handle :evil:

scatter bird food all across around his shop. nothing as annoying as having a bunch of pooping pigeons hanging around.

pay a few local kids to eat taco bell, go into the shop at peak hour and faaaaaaaaaaaaaaart.

put an ad in the local paper (pay cash!) or put up posters / flyers advertising ridiculously low prices on their goods.

spill some oil / coolant under his car - make him think that his car's goosed.

date his daughter / sister 😀

sheesh ... i cud go on and on, PM me if u want more!

 
What you need is a baseball bat, 2 gallons of propane, and a match.

Baseball bat the window. Dump propane all around. Light match, toss in propane. Contact their insurance company saying you heard them talking about committing insurance fraud.
 
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