Need help ID'ing a spider - large pic inside (not a Syringer thread!)

[malbojah]

New neighbor next to my shed this morning, has already started to make a second web

 

[BoomerD]

Don't know...but it's sure an ugly motherfucker.

Boomer runs for the can of DDT.

 

[MrColin]

Those asymetrical eyes really ramp up the creep factor on that one.

That's a female Eastern Hasselhoff Polesmoker. Fact.

 

[Miramonti]

Looks wicked. Like one morning, you wake up and find he ate your left kidney or something.

 

[busydude]

Boomer runs for the can of DDT.

Stop living in the 60s.

 

[Lummex]

oh gosh. how big is it?

 

[malbojah]

oh gosh. how big is it?

Bout an inch or so when tucked up

 

[mafia]

I think its called the big viscous killer spider.