Need help finding a Dilbert comic strip.......

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redgtxdi

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I've basically found the dialog on the web, but can't find the strip.

Goes like this.......

Panel 1: Dilbert is speaking to Dogbert: I significantly increased my visibility at work today, Dogbert.
Panel 2: Continuing, Yesterday I was invisible to my management, but today I am known to all.
Panel 3: Dogbert: You screwed up, huh? Dilbert: Ooh yeah. Big Time.


TIA
 

Chronoshock

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All I remember is that before that, he gets ratbert to sit on his shoulders so that people can "see" him. Dilbert then walks over to Wally who sees ratbert floating in the air and says he knew he shouldn't have had Columbian coffee.
 

sonambulo

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Originally posted by: Chronoshock
All I remember is that before that, he gets ratbert to sit on his shoulders so that people can "see" him. Dilbert then walks over to Wally who sees ratbert floating in the air and says he knew he shouldn't have had Columbian coffee.

There you go.
 
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Originally posted by: sonambulo
Originally posted by: Chronoshock
All I remember is that before that, he gets ratbert to sit on his shoulders so that people can "see" him. Dilbert then walks over to Wally who sees ratbert floating in the air and says he knew he shouldn't have had Columbian coffee.

There you go.

Everything is funnier with swearing. Note that this sentence is not funny. Now let's see what happens when swearing is added.

Everything is funnier with swearing... fuck.

Hilarious.
 

KeithTalent

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Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: sonambulo
Originally posted by: Chronoshock
All I remember is that before that, he gets ratbert to sit on his shoulders so that people can "see" him. Dilbert then walks over to Wally who sees ratbert floating in the air and says he knew he shouldn't have had Columbian coffee.

There you go.

Everything is funnier with swearing. Note that this sentence is not funny. Now let's see what happens when swearing is added.

Everything is funnier with swearing... fuck.

Hilarious.

Fucking right. :thumbsup:

KT
 

Born2bwire

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Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: sonambulo
Originally posted by: Chronoshock
All I remember is that before that, he gets ratbert to sit on his shoulders so that people can "see" him. Dilbert then walks over to Wally who sees ratbert floating in the air and says he knew he shouldn't have had Columbian coffee.

There you go.

Everything is funnier with swearing. Note that this sentence is not funny. Now let's see what happens when swearing is added.

Everything is funnier with swearing... fuck.

Hilarious.

Fucking right. :thumbsup:

KT

Fucking A.
 

sonambulo

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Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Everything is funnier with swearing.

Negative. Everything is funnier when you smother it under five and a half paragraphs of long-winded nothingness that don't even have a payoff. Joke's on the reader?

BUT HEY YOU STAND UP TO THAT PERCEIVED INTERNET BULLY
 

IronWing

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Originally posted by: sonambulo
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Everything is funnier with swearing.

Negative. Everything is funnier when you smother it under five and a half paragraphs of long-winded nothingness that don't even have a payoff. Joke's on the reader?

BUT HEY YOU STAND UP TO THAT PERCEIVED INTERNET BULLY

BUT HEY YOU STAND UP TO THAT PERCEIVED INTERNET BULLY...fuck.

See, that is better. You use the swearing but by lowering the case, instead of sounding menacing, it takes on a desperate, exasperated tone. Swearing with nuance FTFW!
 

sonambulo

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Originally posted by: ironwing
BUT HEY YOU STAND UP TO THAT PERCEIVED INTERNET BULLY...fuck.

See, that is better. You use the swearing but by lowering the case, instead of sounding menacing, it takes on a desperate, exasperated tone. Swearing with nuance FTFW!

That was only one paragraph.
 

edro

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Originally posted by: sonambulo
Originally posted by: Chronoshock
All I remember is that before that, he gets ratbert to sit on his shoulders so that people can "see" him. Dilbert then walks over to Wally who sees ratbert floating in the air and says he knew he shouldn't have had Columbian coffee.
There you go.
I read all of them in the parent directory... and did not even crack a smile on any of them.
The creator needs some lessons on comedy.

Ok, this one is kinda funny.
 
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