Need help amusing myself during 2 day oreintation

[MrDingleDangle]

I am required to take orientation on monday and half of tuesday...the thing is i took the same orientation last summer (long story)

anyway, i will be sitting a desk (with no computer) for a day and a half with nothing to do...how should i keep myself entertained?

dont have a palm pilot...do have a sprint phone that can d/l games i guess

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
I am required to take orientation on monday and half of tuesday...the thing is i took the same orientation last summer (long story)

anyway, i will be sitting a desk (with no computer) for a day and a half with nothing to do...how should i keep myself entertained?

dont have a palm pilot...do have a sprint phone that can d/l games i guess

Bring a good book?

 

[jonmullen]

look down and you will find the answer...j/k what about a gameboy?

 

[hopeless879]

Drugs?

 

[EvilYoda]

I say get liquored up and just space out

 

[Fausto]

Cut the pockets out of your pants for easy access?

 

[Nyical]

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Cut the pockets out of your pants for easy access?

and then you can play with your gameboy

 

[luv2chill]

Originally posted by: EvilYoda
I say get liquored up and just space out

"Da-eh... space out?"

"yeah I just stare at my desk. but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work."



l2c

 

[alkemyst]

is this for college?

Try and hookup with someone if so.

 

[ElFenix]

will they notice if you read a book?

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Why don't you pick up some chicks or something?

 

[pyonir]

bring a notebook and write letters to all the companies and/or people that piss you off, or that you really like.

 

[Nitemare]

Orientation is all about scoring dude.

You know those things with long hair that smell good, go talk to them.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Orientation is all about scoring dude.

You know those things with long hair that smell good, go talk to them.

I think Eli has long hair and he might smell good. I'd revise that statement. Unless Mr.Dingle plays for the other team.....

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Orientation is all about scoring dude.

You know those things with long hair that smell good, go talk to them.

I think Eli has long hair and he might smell good. I'd revise that statement. Unless Mr.Dingle plays for the other team.....

The other team? Wouldn't that be another league since they aren't competing with us?

 

[Acanthus]

Originally posted by: alkemyst
is this for college?

Try and hookup with someone if so.

we have a winner!

 

[MrDingleDangle]

its not for college...

its for a job at a hospital...

last year there were 0 attractive females

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Orientation is all about scoring dude.

You know those things with long hair that smell good, go talk to them.

I think Eli has long hair and he might smell good. I'd revise that statement. Unless Mr.Dingle plays for the other team.....

The other team? Wouldn't that be another league since they aren't competing with us?

Ummmm I guess I try not to think about it because it really doesn't matter that much to me. If you want to go philisophical on the issue...feel free. I just used a common statement.

 

[tnitsuj]

Freshman orientation, Summer 1996.

Several dorms full of just out of high school kids, no air conditioning, and copious amounts of smuggled in alchohol. Got lucky twice with two different girls and won $200 playing pool on two seperate nights.

Kick Ass

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
its not for college...

its for a job at a hospital...

last year there were 0 attractive females

Hit on an unattractive one then...at least the time will fly.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Orientation is all about scoring dude.

You know those things with long hair that smell good, go talk to them.

I think Eli has long hair and he might smell good. I'd revise that statement. Unless Mr.Dingle plays for the other team.....

Could be related to LordJero