Need good excuse to give my GF to not throw away my FHM and Maxims.

[thirdlegstump]

She basically thinks I'm keeping them because of the girls in there and won't believe me when I tell her about the more important sections in the magazines, hence my reason for keeping them. She thinks I find them women more attractive than her. What would you guys tell her?

 

[isekii]

tell her it gives great sex tips to please the ladies.

 

[ed21x]

tell her Maxin has some of the most interesting articles around... heck just show one of them to her... they are all so practical.

 

[KLin]

<you> I'm keeping my magazines!
<her> fine, no sex for you.
<you> should I shred them before I throw them out?

 

[moshquerade]

tell her to stop being so insecure

 

[sygyzy]

How about tell her you want to stop being a little girl and won't allow her to steal YOUR property and dispose of it.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Curb.

- M4H

 

[zCypher]

i don't put up with women who try to control me.. i dont control my gf and i expect the same towards me
i would tell her i'm keeping it.

if she can't even trust you with a magazine ....

 

[iamme]

nothing you can say will convince her. sorry, man.

although isekii might be on to something. give her oral pleasure until she passes out and then tell her you learned it from the mag

 

[mugs]

Good articles

 

[DAGTA]

I hope you like being her bitch.

 

[Codewiz]

Hell, my wife doesn't even mind if I occassionally got a strip club, much less give two sh*ts about what magazines I read. Your GF is an insecure biotch.

 

[thirdlegstump]

Oh man. She's eyeing my Elisha Cuthbert cover Maxim!

 

[bradruth]

"Honey, you will age, but these pictures never will."

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Originally posted by: bradruth
"Honey, you will age, but these pictures never will."

"Sweetheart, I need something to think about, so I can get aroused to have sex with you."

 

[zCypher]

LMAO

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: DonVito

Originally posted by: bradruth
"Honey, you will age, but these pictures never will."

"Sweetheart, I need something to think about, so I can get aroused to have sex with you."

"And something to look at so that I don't go limp."

- M4H

 

[Rumpltzer]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Curb.

- M4H

Seriously.

You might as well toss them out. They're doing you no good at all. You can't even stand up to your girlfriend over your magazine collection.

Donate them to an orphanage and maybe some insecure kid will benefit from them.

 

[Wheatmaster]

"it's my first day."

 

[brigden]

Tell her to grow up or get lost.

 

[Darthvoy]

Originally posted by: zCypher
i don't put up with women who try to control me.. i dont control my gf and i expect the same towards me
i would tell her i'm keeping it.

if she can't even trust you with a magazine ....

Well, if there are stains on the magazines.....

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: deathkoba
She basically thinks I'm keeping them because of the girls in there and won't believe me when I tell her about the more important sections in the magazines, hence my reason for keeping them. She thinks I find them women more attractive than her. What would you guys tell her?

So you want to lie?

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: deathkoba
She basically thinks I'm keeping them because of the girls in there and won't believe me when I tell her about the more important sections in the magazines, hence my reason for keeping them. She thinks I find them women more attractive than her. What would you guys tell her?

Hahahahahahaha.... yeah umm you read Maxim and FHM for the articles. ROFL. I could understand you if you said Playboy, those articles are actually good, but Maxim and FHM... LMFAO!!

:beer:

 

[Yossarian]

I don't know why you want to keep them. Are you ever really going to go "oh yeah Maxim had a great article about that" and go dig it up? Those magazines are good for a 10-minute flip through for the chicks. Actually reading anything in there gives me a headache it's so fvcking stupid. Look and the bewbies and toss them.

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

How about this one?

I want to keep them, because they are mine.