---------Need good excuse for calling in work 'sick'

[thatsright]

Hell, just don't feel like going in on Thursday. Taking a 'mental health' day. Will tell boss 'not feeling well.'

The last time, I took a mental health day, I told em It was 'something I ate.' When I go in on Friday, I don't want to tell anyone it was cold, or allergies or the like, since thats not just a one day event.

So, got any good, plausible excuses.

Thx

 

[chuckywang]

neffing on atot

 

[sixone]

Clearly honesty isn't an option. :disgust:

 

[FoBoT]

tell them you ran out of gas and there isn't any

 

[fs5]

last time I used the excuse that one of my grandparents fainted and had to be taken to the doctors. it was the heat I tell you.

... I'm going to hell for that I know.

 

[funkymatt]

just don't show up on friday either.

 

[Rookie]

24 hour bug is a classic :thumbsup:

 

[hevnsnt]

"I just dont feel well"

 

[thatsright]

Anyone else...

 

[Kalbi]

bad sushi always works for me

 

[quakefiend420]

hangover?

 

[Ricemarine]

Say you got diarehha.

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: thatsright
Hell, just don't feel like going in on Thursday. Taking a 'mental health' day. Will tell boss 'not feeling well.'

The last time, I took a mental health day, I told em It was 'something I ate.' When I go in on Friday, I don't want to tell anyone it was cold, or allergies or the like, since thats not just a one day event.

So, got any good, plausible excuses.

Thx

how about you're in pain because of THIS

 

[Lasthitlarry]

Ya ive called in and said "I wasnt feeling well"

when I had a hangover.

Not completely lying, I mean the state I was in, id be driving drunk to work, and no employer wants that.

 

[sao123]

Tell them you were suffering from taste loss, and had to drink a few Miller Lite's to cure it.

Anyone remember this cheezy commercial?

 

[OulOat]

Your herpes was acting up again.

 

[gooseman]

You got hit by a low flying plane on the freeway.

 

[eakers]

do you have kids? those excuses are always the best "I can't come in today.. MY KIDS HAVE LICE!"

actually, just say you have lice, they'll be happy to not see you tomorrow.

 

[lokiju]

Call in dead.

 

[mdchesne]

strep throat. makes em worry cause its contagious (i think.... if not: chicken pox)

 

[Icanoutsmokeany1]

Originally posted by: mdchesne
strep throat. makes em worry cause its contagious (i think.... if not: chicken pox)

Winner.

I got sent home today for strep throat.

 

[Powermoloch]

you have a serious case of diaharrea by eating a fairly uncooked mexican dish.

 

[cjgallen]

You got the sh|ts.

 

[mdchesne]

Originally posted by: Icanoutsmokeany1

Originally posted by: mdchesne
strep throat. makes em worry cause its contagious (i think.... if not: chicken pox)

Winner.

I got sent home today for strep throat.

yay! one shot HEY! mas tequilla!

 

[Malfeas]

Originally posted by: thatsright
Hell, just don't feel like going in on Thursday. Taking a 'mental health' day. Will tell boss 'not feeling well.'

The last time, I took a mental health day, I told em It was 'something I ate.' When I go in on Friday, I don't want to tell anyone it was cold, or allergies or the like, since thats not just a one day event.

So, got any good, plausible excuses.

Thx

How about a nasty HERPES flairup??? Or the anal warts one, that works even better!