Need funny quote for sig

[GoldenBear]

Give me your best..The winner will get this Pepsi can that I'm currently drinking out of.

 

[gcy]

engage brain, before operating mouth.

 

[toph99]

do a search for Quote of the Day for the past 2-4 days(i think)

 

[vi edit]

Knock it off brain before I stab you with this Q-Tip

 

[DannyLove]

pepsi is good for the brain

 

[gnognugs]

I make seven figures..they're all just to the right of the decimal point

 

[lesch2k]

Brush your teeth

 

[datalink7]

i like my sig (though might change it soon)

 

[brandc]

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, prepare to die."
- Klingon Proverb

According to Servando's Law, since the emergence of widespread computer use, the level of human stupidity in the United States has been doubling every 9 months. Therefore, in about ten years Americans will be so stupid that any computer, even a PC running Windows, will be more intelligent than any human living in this country.
- Servando Gonzalez

 

[minus1972]

Altzheimers sufferers demand cure for pancakes.

 

[prodigy]

640K ought to be enough for anybody.

 

[AudiPorsche]

Wheres the Beef?