Need Funny gift ideas for Office Christmas Party...

lasergecko

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Got an office Christmas party coming up with a limit in the $20 range and need to get something funny to see people open up.


Examples:
* Gift Certificate (GC) to plus sizes store
* Lingerie
* GC to ladies/gentlemen's club
* Wig

Suggestions?
 

JS80

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Oct 24, 2005
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Originally posted by: lasergecko
Got an office Christmas party coming up with a limit in the $20 range and need to get something funny to see people open up.


Examples:
* Gift Certificate (GC) to plus sizes store
* Lingerie
* GC to ladies/gentlemen's club
* Wig

Suggestions?

*awaits "i got fired for giving inappropriate gift" thread
 

slsmnaz

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Mar 13, 2005
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Originally posted by: JS80
Originally posted by: lasergecko
Got an office Christmas party coming up with a limit in the $20 range and need to get something funny to see people open up.


Examples:
* Gift Certificate (GC) to plus sizes store
* Lingerie
* GC to ladies/gentlemen's club
* Wig

Suggestions?

*awaits "i got fired for giving inappropriate gift" thread

I thought the same thing.
 

slsmnaz

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Mar 13, 2005
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Originally posted by: lasergecko
No no... they want funny gifts. Anyone have some creative ideas?

I can guarantee that the large woman from HR will not find any humor in a "* Gift Certificate (GC) to plus sizes store".

Just wrapping up your leftovers in a tupperware would almost be as funny.
 

pontifex

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a big black vibrator. if you can set it to turn on at the right moment, that would be even better.
 

ryan256

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Originally posted by: pontifex
a big black vibrator. if you can set it to turn on at the right moment, that would be even better.

Um... yeah... not quite what I think he had in mind. Enjoy the vacation
 

AreaCode707

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Sep 21, 2001
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Somebody at our office once gave a large black bust of Darth Vader. It was one of the most hotly contested items of the white elephant exchange.

[edit] A quickie deep fryer is good too. Some types of kids crafts (easy bake oven, coloring books, etc.) can go over well.
 

xanis

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Give a "Relationships for Dummies" book to one of your more annoying coworkers.