Need Essay Topic on "How to Do Something"

[CoBRaXT]

I have an essay due in a few days on "How to do something".
Anybody have any interesting ideas?

 

[milagro]

How to change the oil in your car

 

[pennylane]

Rice your car

 

[opticalmace]

How to plagiarize an essay.

 

[dfi]

How to get credit for a "how to do something" paper without really writing about anything at all.

dfi

 

[dighn]

how to write a how to essay

 

[drum]

Originally posted by: dighn
how to write a how to essay

that is exactly what i did. teacher loved it, plus its easy as hell seeing as you know how to do it. add all details you can think of including preliminary ideas, writing, editing, revising ect.

 

[BeefJurky]

write it on something cool, like how to make handmade sausage. mmm... sausage.

 

[Lonyo]

How to forget to do an essay.

 

[CoBRaXT]

lol, i'm thinking about doing 'how to write an essay'.
any other suggestions?

 

[Ryan]

How to used a condom.

 

[Vortex22]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
How to used a condom.

With demonstration.

 

[Konigin]

Originally posted by: dighn
how to write a how to essay

YEah! Go with that one.

 

[Electric Amish]

How to masturbate.

 

[Nocturnal]

How do rip a DVD that you own and back it up? How to build a computer from scratch? How to ???

 

[Azraele]

Write an essay on how to make a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich.

Imagine that you've never made a sandwich before. You have no clue how it's done. All you have to go by are the instructions someone left you.

Imagine the potential for screwups.

 

[XZeroII]

How to pee sitting down. Much research would need to be done, but it might be worth the effort!

 

[Kyteland]

How to procrastinate writing an essay.

 

[CoBRaXT]

Originally posted by: Kyteland
How to procrastinate writing an essay.

lol i have a lot of experience with that....

 

[Apathetic]

How about a paper entitled "The Fine Art of Neffing"?

Or the ever popular, "How to hack our schools computer system in 2 easy steps".

Dave

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Apathetic
How about a paper entitled "The Fine Art of Neffing"?

Or the ever popular, "How to hack our schools computer system in 2 easy steps".

Dave

1. Format c:
2. Install Linux.

 

[duragezic]

Hmm I have the same type of paper due right now... well the rough draft was just due. I did mine on assembling a computer. Seemed to work nicely, but the stupid prof thinks I should add what type of components I recommend for building a system. I already emailed him and told him that its not a good idea. I mean if I was building one I'd go with a NV400 + 2500@3200, etc... cmon I'm not gonna put that in there.

 

[UCSDHappyAsian]

write a "Ten Easy Ways on how to get your teacher to your bed!"

 

[UCSDHappyAsian]

or hmm.......
"How To Sxxew your neighbor's wife when the neighbor is actually watching his TV!"