Need clever ideas to complete this PUNCH line

[Syringer]

"I really need to hit the gym, I'm so weak.... ___________________________
"
So far I've got, "That turning the doorknob gives my fore-arm a high intensity workout"

LAME, I know, any other ideas ??

Thanks!

 

[Spooner]

"I really need to hit the gym, I'm so weak.... ___________________________

... I need Ally McBeal to open my pickle jars for me

 

[Beau]

"I really need to hit the gym, I'm so weak that I've got to think up funny punch lines to statements like this just to devert the attention given to my scrawny forearms."

 

[minendo]

Trying to win a contest?

 

[Syringer]

"Trying to win a contest?"

MOST DEFINITELY

 

[pulse8]

"I really need to hit the gym, I'm so weak.... ___________________________

...I can't even masturbate.

Edit: If this won, I want 70% of the prizes.

 

[Kntx]

rectum???? I Damn near killed him!!!

 

[DnetMHZ]

....a 3 year old girl could whoop my @ss!!

DnetMHZ

 

.... that I can't jerk off.

 

[Arschloch]

"Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called... they're running out of you!"

 

[Masas]

"posting on ATOT is my idea of a cardiovascular workout"

 

[killface]

I'm so weak, I couldn't even give my 90 year-old grandmother her daily punch in the teeth.

(I toned it down a bit for the mods)

 

[teckmaster]

that god called and told me I was going to hell unless I started to pull my own weight

 

[isasir]

"I really need to hit the gym, I'm so weak.... "

...that I hurt myself trying to bump this thread.

 

[Optimus]

"...that I sprained my wrist slappin' yo momma fo' bein' so ugly!"

 

[Logix]

Repost, but my contribution:

"I really need to hit the gym, I'm so weak.... I need a remote control for my remote controls."